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Old 08-27-2013, 01:06 PM   #226
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

At least tell us what she's like and stuff mang.
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Old 08-27-2013, 01:58 PM   #227
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Is she well known? Like if I were reasonably familiar with porn from that era would I know the name?
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At least tell us what she's like and stuff mang.
She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:30 PM   #228
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She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.
Nice one.

How did you guys meet?
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:35 PM   #229
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Old 08-27-2013, 03:56 PM   #230
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She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.
Is she weird?
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Old 08-27-2013, 05:58 PM   #231
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Wonder if Lyla Lei gave herself that name cos she likes Simon & Garfunkel...
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Old 08-27-2013, 06:03 PM   #232
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This has to be up there as one of the best OOT quotes of all time
I prefer this one:

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I'm pretty sure this happens in every city where people drive cars with brake pedals in them. Also, sorry the woman you paid for sex turned out to be a money grubbing whore.
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Old 08-27-2013, 09:59 PM   #233
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She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.
A+ hijack
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Old 08-28-2013, 12:49 AM   #234
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Is she well known? Like if I were reasonably familiar with porn from that era would I know the name?
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Does her name rhyme with Stacy Fords?
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:56 AM   #235
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No that would be late 80s, not late 90s.
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:58 AM   #236
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Is she weird?
Only in the sense that her attitudes are more like a guy than a girl. She's really into sports, not into cuddling, made the first move, needs her own space, etc.
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Old 08-28-2013, 02:02 AM   #237
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
They all do it.
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Old 08-28-2013, 03:57 AM   #238
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I'm more interested in suzzer's hijack than the thread.
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Old 09-01-2013, 02:46 AM   #239
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

paulB i beat you out i banged jenna J b4 she was a porn star and when she was a stripper
FREEEEEEE

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Old 09-01-2013, 03:07 AM   #240
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a friend of mine who knew we got cozy in the corner was TRAVELING and she was doing a meet and greet with fans and he went to see her and she remebered him and he asked if she remembered me and she told him the story
and when he saw me agin he was tellin it to me

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Old 09-01-2013, 05:01 AM   #241
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Ty for confirming my suspicions to never hire a hooker until im old
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