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08-27-2013 , 01:06 PM

#226

KPowers

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At least tell us what she's like and stuff mang.

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08-27-2013 , 01:58 PM

#227

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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Originally Posted by miajag

Is she well known? Like if I were reasonably familiar with porn from that era would I know the name?

Yes

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Originally Posted by KPowers

At least tell us what she's like and stuff mang.

She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.

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08-27-2013 , 02:30 PM

#228

Brock Landers

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Yes

She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.

Nice one.

How did you guys meet?

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08-27-2013 , 02:35 PM

#229

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

We currently work together

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08-27-2013 , 03:56 PM

#230

KPowers

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,180

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Yes

She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.

Is she weird?

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08-27-2013 , 05:58 PM

#231

Hollywade

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,551

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Originally Posted by sickofants

Wonder if Lyla Lei gave herself that name cos she likes Simon & Garfunkel...

Well played.

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08-27-2013 , 06:03 PM

#232

Hollywade

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,551

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Originally Posted by Dudd

This has to be up there as one of the best OOT quotes of all time

I prefer this one:

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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

I'm pretty sure this happens in every city where people drive cars with brake pedals in them. Also, sorry the woman you paid for sex turned out to be a money grubbing whore.

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08-27-2013 , 09:59 PM

#233

AllBlackDan

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,329

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Yes

She's still in amazing shape and very cute. She's also the horniest person I've ever met (and the horniest person she's ever met - which is saying something). She's very stable, owns her own house, doesn't want anything from me except tons of sex. (She's explained to me that porn stars tend to be a lot more stable than strippers because they actually have to show up for work, get up at 6am, etc.) Had a couple threesomes already. I'm really trying not to over-think things and just enjoy the ride.

Sick brags I know. If it makes anyone feel any better I'm 44 and my sex life since my mid 20s could be summed up as epically pathetic. I liken my current situation to wandering in the desert for 20 years and stumbling out into a water theme park.

A+ hijack

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08-28-2013 , 12:49 AM

#234

pig4bill

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Originally Posted by miajag

Is she well known? Like if I were reasonably familiar with porn from that era would I know the name?

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Yes

Does her name rhyme with Stacy Fords?

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08-28-2013 , 01:56 AM

#235

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

No that would be late 80s, not late 90s.

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08-28-2013 , 01:58 AM

#236

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by KPowers

Is she weird?

Only in the sense that her attitudes are more like a guy than a girl. She's really into sports, not into cuddling, made the first move, needs her own space, etc.

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08-28-2013 , 02:02 AM

#237

siccjay

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Originally Posted by sushijerk

How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

They all do it.

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08-28-2013 , 03:57 AM

#238

Hardball47

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I'm more interested in suzzer's hijack than the thread.

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09-01-2013 , 02:46 AM

#239

RowdyOne

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 801

paulB i beat you out i banged jenna J b4 she was a porn star and when she was a stripper
FREEEEEEE

Last edited by RowdyOne; 09-01-2013 at 02:47 AM. Reason: and that aint no BS

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09-01-2013 , 03:07 AM

#240

RowdyOne

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 801

a friend of mine who knew we got cozy in the corner was TRAVELING and she was doing a meet and greet with fans and he went to see her and she remebered him and he asked if she remembered me and she told him the story
and when he saw me agin he was tellin it to me

Last edited by RowdyOne; 09-01-2013 at 03:08 AM. Reason: but you can believe it or not

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09-01-2013 , 05:01 AM

#241

MurderbyNumbers234

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Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 266

Ty for confirming my suspicions to never hire a hooker until im old

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