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View Poll Results: Who is Tiger's hottest mistress?

Rachel Uchitel

130 32.91%

Jamiee Grubbs

47 11.90%

Kalika Moquin

28 7.09%

Jamie Jungers

130 32.91%

Mindy Lawton

8 2.03%

Cori Rist

9 2.28%

Holly Sampson

125 31.65%

Joslyn James

38 9.62%

Loredana Jolie

30 7.59%

Julie Postle

80 20.25%

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12-15-2009 , 09:57 PM

#51

Jupiter0

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Originally Posted by pnazari

this was posted in the SE thread, my vote would go to her

+ 1

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12-15-2009 , 10:03 PM

#52

Ron Burgundy

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Originally Posted by jws43yale

Current rumors are that he told one of the women it was all for show. He is by far the most marketable African-american athlete because he is not a "thug with tatoos" or whatever. Getting married and settling down supports this "one of us" image whereas him running around banging chicks wouldn't have done that for him. Regardless, the incremental endorsement income from this image is definitely less than the cost once the truth comes out.

Yeah, sponsors weren't interested in Tiger before he got married, good point.

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12-15-2009 , 10:10 PM

#53

JasonInDallas

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Yeah, sponsors weren't interested in Tiger before he got married, good point.

www.babelfish.com/sarcasm

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12-15-2009 , 10:13 PM

#54

jws43yale

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Originally Posted by pnazari

this was posted in the SE thread, my vote would go to her but since she isnt in the op uchitel imo.

This looks like Liz Hurley. Is that who it is, or is it someone else?

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12-15-2009 , 10:15 PM

#55

vixticator

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His wife is 10/10, Uchitel hottest mistress imo

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12-15-2009 , 10:56 PM

#56

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas

www.babelfish.com/sarcasm

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12-15-2009 , 10:57 PM

#57

PartyGirlUK

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Originally Posted by jws43yale

This looks like Liz Hurley. Is that who it is, or is it someone else?

Kirsty Gallacher, prominent sports presenter in the UK, daughter of Bernard Gallacher who captained the European Ryder Cup team three times. From what I can tell it's an unsubstantiated rumour right now.

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12-15-2009 , 11:11 PM

#58

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

This is, of course, funny.

Triply so since I am roughly 300% the age of the child in the picture.

I only mean that I hate homewrecking whores, and many of these are just not attractive to me, most notably Jamie Grubbs and Mindy Lawton.

That said, I have gone back and re-examined, and, although I still think there is some career ooze among the others, I think it's safe to say that Moquin, Jungers, and Postle all seem passable on both looks and probably virology.

But damn...I mean, some of these broads are just, well...

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12-15-2009 , 11:15 PM

#59

Lottery Larry

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Originally Posted by Rushmore

ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAD HAD MY FREAKING KIDS.

Goddamn it people are stupid.
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Amen, brother

However

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Originally Posted by Rushmore

I only mean that I hate homewrecking whores,

Don't blame the women. The homewrecking whore here is the idiot on the other end, the pro golf club swinger.

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12-15-2009 , 11:44 PM

#60

SpeedLimiter

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

I did lul.

Also, i prefer skanks, no joke.

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12-16-2009 , 12:06 AM

#61

Tyler Durden

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Which of these women are porn stars?

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12-16-2009 , 12:15 AM

#62

Yeti

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oh wow, if he's done kirsty (kinda looks likely) then that is super sick

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12-16-2009 , 12:34 AM

#63

private joker

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Originally Posted by Wizzy33

damnnn that holly is a sexy girl

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Originally Posted by ddubois

[Holly] ^ is wowzers.

Takes all kinds, I guess. She's pretty fugly to me:

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12-16-2009 , 12:35 AM

#64

r3vbr

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I just noticed how people like gossip
look at google trends:
http://www.google.com.br/trends?q=Tiger+Woods

He's gotten like 30x as much attention than ever before, and this is a person with many life achievements...

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12-16-2009 , 12:40 AM

#65

T-Bagger Vance

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uchitel, ainec

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12-16-2009 , 12:47 AM

#66

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Originally Posted by housenuts

jungers:

not so hot

Bluuhhhhhgh, housenuts makes a convincing case.

One of the British rags (Sun? Guardian?) had an awesome slideshow of Woods's mistresses, almost all in underwear/loungerie/swimwear. See if I can find it.

Last edited by neuroman; 12-16-2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason: ehhh well I tried

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12-16-2009 , 12:53 AM

#67

AntonHeat

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The real question is what do you guys think Tiger is rolling?

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12-16-2009 , 12:57 AM

#68

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Any wife of a professional athlete who thinks their husband is not going to take at least some of the countless pieces of ass throwing themselves at him every single day of his life is a ******.

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12-16-2009 , 01:00 AM

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Any wife of a professional athlete who thinks their husband is not going to take at least some of the countless pieces of ass throwing themselves at him every single day of his life is a ******.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

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12-16-2009 , 01:03 AM

#70

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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

there is literally nothing I can say in defense of that.

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12-16-2009 , 01:06 AM

#71

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Except for the fact that I'm right. I think. Sleeping with women far less attractive than your wife, for the reason 'she offered, I was bored', is 100% standard for men. I call it Jude Law Syndrome

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12-16-2009 , 01:13 AM

#72

FrankieBigNuts

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i had to go with joslyn james even tho some are hotter.

i searched out videos on her and saw her take a 9 inch man sausage up her pooper.

it was awesome.

i would post the link but i'd get in trouble.