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View Poll Results: Who should advance to the Grand Final
Madison Beer 148 41.93%
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 205 58.07%
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Old 01-22-2019, 06:22 PM   #51
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

pedo Beliebers - if you would like to avoid going to prison, it's as simple as posting in this thread that you didn't realize how young Beer was when you initially voted, and asking for your vote to be changed over to AOC. At that point, you will no longer be considered a pedo, or worse yet, a Belieber.
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Old 01-22-2019, 06:46 PM   #52
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Beer still looks better than AOC here
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:07 PM   #53
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Beer still looks better than AOC here
Beer belly.
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:08 PM   #54
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:29 PM   #55
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Beer still looks better than AOC here
You must have your Beer goggles on.
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:29 PM   #56
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Beer still looks better than AOC here

De gustibus non est disputandum
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:30 PM   #57
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

No bundy5 in that list. He was voting for aoc all along
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:36 PM   #58
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

Pretty sure that Chris Hansen dude is in jail. So no worries.
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:36 PM   #59
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Should Lektor’s vote count? Asking for a friend.
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Old 01-22-2019, 07:59 PM   #60
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Lektor - as a Spaniard, I don't expect you to understand how voting works here in USA#1, so this is a good opportunity for you to learn that felons are not allowed to vote. Given that being a pedo is a felony and that everyone who votes for Beer is a confirmed pedo, none of them are allowed to vote. This leads us to the corrected count of:



Beer 49-49 = 0

Ocasio-Cortez 37-4 = 33







Turns out that Beer's "discovery" as a fake talent was completely manufactured by Bieber's agent, as well. Bieber's agent, whose name (and I swear I am not making this up) is Scooter, was friends with Beer's mom back in their college days. She managed to convince him to manufacture the fake story of Bieber noticing her daughter's youtube karaoke, despite photographic evidence of them meeting prior. She then went on a rampage of hypersexualizing her underage daughter for fame and glory, which resulted in a long string of failed attempts to break into the music world, and has now reluctantly settled for thotdom.





Here is her music singles record:







That right, she broke the top 10 a single time in 5 years. And that was a 6th place... in New Zealand.





So if anyone wants to identify themselves as a confirmed pedo by casting a vote that will be automatically thrown out anyway for being invalid, Beer is your effectively underaged hypersexualized, prostituted-by-her-own-nutjob mother, talentless girl. But what can I say, some of you sickos like irrelevant underage kardashian clones in granny panties.

Pretty sure shes not wearing granny panties there, its more like granny bike shorts. Given that serious inaccuracy in your post, Im voting Beer. Plus, I like beer!
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:03 PM   #61
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People always vote for the candidate with whom they'd most like to have a beer.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:07 PM   #62
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I thought Beer was crushing this but I guess the caravan of Politics posters has made its way here because I just voted and



With all the ineligible votes chop has unearthed, this is now a blow-out.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:15 PM   #63
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

chop,
Why in the world do you prefer hooves to camel toe??



Everyone else who isn't seeing the clear winner,
You guys know this vote isn't like a blind taste test right? Take off the blindfolds, you're allowed to look at the pics!
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:28 PM   #64
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

its weird the video of her dancing is when she was 20 (mb is 19), and its being used as some sort of trump (hehe) card. strange times we live in
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:29 PM   #65
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

Im a Beerlieber.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:34 PM   #66
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

AOC is pulling ahead. Get out the VOTE!

(Just make sure any potential voters are able to jump through all the hoops to qualify as being a poster/reader of oot is not enough).
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:37 PM   #67
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I wonder if Beer will ever be appointed to the House Oversught Committee or just oversee a house as a nanny.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:38 PM   #68
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

and make sure theyre voting for douche, not turd
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:38 PM   #69
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its weird the video of her dancing is when she was 20 (mb is 19), and its being used as some sort of trump (hehe) card. strange times we live in
Chopstick posted a gif from 10 years ago to prove that AOC actually was attractive, but then claims that anyone who finds Beer attractive is a pedo.

he's projecting his pedo tendencies onto others.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:41 PM   #70
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

Beer will end up looking like OC if she was to work the streets for 10 years.
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:50 PM   #71
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

Not a fan of chicks wearing earrings in the ocean though.

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Old 01-22-2019, 08:51 PM   #72
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

OOT olds with the gimmick accounts faking a race, again.
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Old 01-22-2019, 09:01 PM   #73
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Old 01-22-2019, 09:08 PM   #74
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Re: Ms. OOT 2018: F4 Beer v Ocasio-Cortez (NSFW)

The real question is "Is everyone that compares AOC to a horse a virgin?"

In what world are you living in where you think she's ugly? Like yea, if you DiCaprio or Trout, you turn that down if she doesn't rev your engine. The rest of you? GTFO here.

Virgins gonna virgin.
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Old 01-22-2019, 09:11 PM   #75
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Chop and gregorio killing it itt.

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Chopstick posted a gif from 10 years ago to prove that AOC actually was attractive, but then claims that anyone who finds Beer attractive is a pedo.
It's because it's likely that some of the Beer pics people are looking at are <18. Even the music video posted is probably under or around 18.
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