lots of irony in this thread really.

QFT. Some day hopefully you will be recognized with a Darwin award!

I never ever ever ever thought that an OOTer's sexual inadequacies could tilt me more than Iggy's did
Yet here it happened just mere weeks later.

that is weird as ****, I agree. but do you remember when LittleOldLady, Ed Miller's mom, used to post in OOT?

I remember one story she told about taking a trip to some castle in Europe to just **** all day. or some ****. the language she used to describe it was like that SNL skit "the lovers" except she was serious about it.

man, that was so ****ed up.

not that stealthmunk is ever going to listen so idk why im even posting but:

dude theres more to life than money, A LOT more. just dont wait til youre 40 years old and lonely to realize that, go live a little. if you are so ****ed up that you think 100 people who are older and wiser than you are wrong and you're right, then you get what you deserve.

MicroBob- Eh, Iggy is a sweet dude and everyone liked him.

stealthmunk is some kind of closeted gay/sociopath/autism/abused child hybrid, he's nowhere near as sympathetic.

asperbers imo

The only reason to have money is to get girls. We all know this to be true.

flywf - well, that's true.

but the likeable guy was only f'ing it up with that one chick.
the idiot kid I very much view as pretty much f'ing up his whole life.

yep, assburgles

...yet FANTASTIC!

could that is because you have been hypnotized by society?

anyone feel like digging up a link?

Euro,

Man, if there's one thing I miss most about OOT of old, it was having LOL pop in on a relationship thread that Ed/Elaine were participating in and talk about the multitude of ways in which she would please much younger Fabio-sounding European lovers.

shaniac,

Man, I bet you were thinking you were pretty hot **** with everyone sucking you off in the FJ NVG thread, only to come over here and find yourself exposed as the stupid hypnotized ****** you really are.

Correct me if im wrong, but arent we all playing poker to make a ****load of money, so we can sit on our moutans of cash and get any girl we want?
Im fairly certain thats the reason...or maybe thats just me.

I mean serisouyl, who the hell do you plan to impress with your million dollar house, 200k car, and 50k watch, if not the thousands of women who we are all in fierce competition over.

I cant see the point in making so much money if all i can do with it is buy a new car every once a while, go on sexless holidays, buy sexless houses, buy sexless watches, and watch porn on my sexless 5 x 30" sexless monitors.

Do you see waht im getting at? Making money without having any sex along the way is as useful as beating off when you have a ****ing truckload of money and can have any woman you want, wake the **** up.

My recommendation is you gotta atleast try it a couple times before swearing off it. If someone was to describe to you the brutal downswings of poker and how its the most difficult emotional roller coaster ride before telling you that you can make millions of dollars, would you still play it?

Okay it's official. Both sides of this debate are now ******ed.

Also, how is a $10k bet over ten years for a 6-7 figure income poker player remotely "degenerate"? I thought that successful poker players needed to have some kind of disregard for money, and yet you StealthMunk are seemingly hypnotised by it and the "power" you think it brings you.

You do not give the impression that you see any personal development for yourself, whether over the next decade, or further.

Personally I don't really care one way or the other, but don't you have any friends that should be looking out for you?

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...0&fpart=3&vc=1


it's like the 3rd or 4th post in and is actually ****ing weirder than i remember.

if you don't feel like reading it all, here is the part I referenced:

20k for your penis?

QFMFT

havent read from page 2 to here but... hope you fail at day 3630 kbye

stealthmunk,

i know you've said that it is bizarre to psychoanalyze someone without having met them but your approach towards women (disdain), your love of the soul crushing aspect of poker (but not vs good players, vs fish), and your need to flaunt your relative wealth to your peers pretty much show that you validate your own self worth by beating on what you consider the weak. i think this is incredibly petty, and you will live an incredibly lonely life if you continue to see social interaction as a battle.

i know that in your current bubble of life experience, you feel that you can be perfectly fulfilled through video games, pornography and alcohol, but in my experience this is simply not true; and i have abused all three of these things to excess over long periods of time. eventually you will get bored of using hedonism as an escape from your increasingly 2 dimensional personality and you will yearn for meaningful bonds with other human beings, who won't want to talk to you, because even though you probably think you're pretty awesome because you're richer and possibly more intelligent than your peers, in terms of life experience, you will have achieved nothing.

this is not a personal attack, please consider what i have said without your ego in the room. think about how much you have really achieved in your life if poker didn't exist. the only reason you think you are 'self sufficient', is because you were lucky enough to be given a situation where your natural abilities could generate profit.

dahahahahahaha

actually, it's kinda like a cross between SNL "The Lovers" and "Always Wear Sunscreen."

This thread needs Anacardo and Burlap imo