I don't think I'm being naive, but of course me being 19, with zero experience, everyone will say I'm naive so I'm not going to argue that.

I don't think I ever will get serious with a woman because I won't ever put myself in that situation and the situation doesn't interest me. I feel like most men are hypnotized by the powers of sex and basically become addicted to it and that it is basically >95% of the component to a relationship. And I don't believe that sex with someone else could be that much better than sex with yourself (I believe a person said somewhere in the thread that it isn't even 3x as good) I can't really make an estimate, but I'd say I'd be very surprised if it would be >100x as good.

You should spurn her advances not because it didn't work out for xxx and yyy.

You should spurn her advances because it didn't work out for aaa and bbb, ccc and ddd, eee and fff, etc. etc. etc. I believe that if none of my friends ever got into relationships they're combined overall life happiness would be much higher.

OP, I think you got the best of this one, assuming you're between the ages of four and six.

But seriously, do you consider yourself asexual?

Edit 2: You should be able to get a lot better than 2:1 on this bet, no? I would think at least 5:1...

If you don't want to have sex for 10 years, that's your choice but I want to explain this. Your friends vent to you about relationship problems, so that's the only side that you see. It's not like they come running to you to let you know they had a great time cuddling in bed and watching a movie with their girlfriend, or some similar ****.

Also, I think it's funny that your last sentence pretty much spits in the face of the history of mankind, wherein romantic relationships are generally regarded as +ev.

Fwiw you're talked about a lot at my homegame from "the poker film"....

and by 'talked about' I mean ragged on. There's a part where the girl asks to play strip poker and you completely ignore her and talk about how much you've won. It's all very LOL

Of course not! My 5 favorite foods make me millions times happier than girls ever could! What a dumb analogy. I'm getting paid $5.47 a day to continue living the lifestyle I was planning on living anyway! Who wouldn't want a free $5.47 a day? If I ever go busto thats 5 things off the dollar menu!

Yes, but they can't be 100X or even 3X as good as the next 5 foods on the list.
I think the analogy is spot on.

Sick burn! lolz.

To be fair, that isn't really an accurate representation of how I act. As there are three huge variables in the film.
1. I was in an unfamiliar environment.
2. I knew I was being filmed (people act differently while being filmed subconsciously and consciously)
3. I drank .75L of Jack Daniels in 30 minutes.

this not seems dumb & pointless. It IS dumb & pointless.

stealthmunk need to get a life. you are that millionaire i saw on that docu right? one of these blond girls i def go to showdown with. an orgasme is good to give and to get.

Don't know why I'm responding to this but I'll say what you are saying is that you think that I'm like this because of low self-esteem.

When hammering out details of the bet, Bryn said that he would be more +EV if the weightloss prop bet was still on, and I offered to make a parlay weightloss requirement to go with the bet already made (i.e. I'd have to weigh x pounds for y amount of time and not have sex) He didn't take it though.

I'm sure if he wanted a clause in the bet to confirm I didn't have a micropenis, I'd take it as well, lololol.

you came off as such a tool when i was reading this

You're a 19yo virgin with high hopes of being a 29yo virgin. You cashed in on your last bet by staying 60lbs overweight.

It's not that you have no life. It's that you have no interest in having one.

I agree with this post.

Your 19-23 year old friends are having sex with awkward, drunk, insecure morons.

Some girls (especially as they get up in to their mid 20's) stop assuming the starfish position in bed and actually work hard to make sure you enjoy yourself. Being a chick doesn't magically preclude you from being amazing in the sack. You are missing out on a lot.

There's a lot of asexual people out there, but you don't sound like one. Have fun explaining this bet to some girl you start casually dating one day.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0KqmcUKWcjw&feature=related

haha you seem like a really cool guy stealth

Wow, I pity your life and thinking.

I seriously think you should visit a doctor because you probably have a hormonal imbalance and would enjoy life a lot more if you took the correct medication.

Other than making/spending/flashing money, and hanging out with the guys, what other interests do you have?

For some reason I find you to be a high suicide risk if you were to ever lose your fortunes in the upcoming years.

/serious response

luckily for you you're rich enough that the 10k won't matter

and i say that as someone who could make a similar bet

wow

yeah and sex with that type of girl when you're 19 IS STILL SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME

Anybody want to prop bet me on who kills first, Actionjeff or Stealthmunk? I'll even let you pick the side!

How much would you let me bet on stealthmunk?

WHAT THE **** YOU CAN MAKE MONEY DOING THIS?

And here I am not getting laid for free.

And losing weight fore free too IIRC.

You should learn how to get max value like I do.

Cut him some slack. He was in an unfamiliar environment.

Strip poker?

NO