This reminds me of posters reading johan posts:

I had the same reaction. It's banned in many parts of Asian tourist areas.

Is there anything more boring than someone telling you about a dream they had?

No

I don't understand that (common) sentiment. Dreams are fascinating, and assuming the person isn't a complete rando I like hearing about em.

I'll take dreams over vacation pictures, parent stories about their kids and bad beats every day of the week.

pokeraz,

Nope, unless the person is MLK

I never like that ploy in movies or TV shows either. The dream sequence. So damn cheesy.

Mr. RG: There's this very weird dude posting in the LC at the moment.
Mrs. RG: Oh, what about?
Mr. RG: He's complaining about how everyone is so hard on him...and speaking of hard.
Mrs. RG: Not now dear.

I could read Mrs. RG fan fiction for hours.

Good job R*R!

is that canon?

As soon as I recognize it's a dream sequence I skip ahead until it's over, even if it lasts the whole episode

Why you no post that in the dad joke thread?

I do the same thing when I am dreaming

I’m not actually a dad-joke guy. It just seemed like the best way to spam to a new page.

Good job! This is the first funny thing from or about RG that is funny.

Mr. RG: They think I’m funny now!
Mrs. RG: Are they laughing with you or at you?
Mr. RG: Uhhh...
Mrs. RG: This isn't the first time dear.

I restrained myself several times, but the dickhead made this thread totally unreadable with his idiotic narcissistic garbage.

I'm with Big in this. Daughter with injured hands has had violent dreams all month.

I was driving the other day with a friend who said he saw a dwarf climbing down the exterior wall of a prison. I responded, "don't you think that's a little condescending?"

I didn't get the con descending part at first. I like!

How is she doing?

The other night a weird COVID anxiety dream was followed by one in which I was in a car with a woman giving me an econ oral exam and the question was, "What type of pension fund is the CPP? [Canada Pension Plan— equivalent to social security]

I got it wrong. The correct answer was, "A Canadian Federal pension fund," and I failed my exam with a score of 2/7. She then handcuffed me in the back seat, but only locked one of the cuffs because she was nice.

Then the car was a train and we were coming up to a woman with a kid in a stroller and her teenage daughter. Her daughter stuck out her leg and tried to get it in front of the train but missed, and then as I looked back the woman was yelling at her daughter and had bent her over and was repeatedly kneeing her in the solar plexus.

Pins came out this morning. two fingers on one hand and one on the other don't work at all yet. PT starts tomorrow. emotionally and intellectually, she's terrific. We talk books and movies all the time and she is sharp and insightful. She's of your political persuasion and we generally stay away from politics. She and the other one are excellent daughters: happy, self-motivated, thoughtful, interesting. I'd like them even if they weren't my daughters.

No. 1 has started to learn poker. I'm 4-1 against her HU.