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cs3 are your lemons edible?

morocco is literally nothing but lemon trees lining all the streets and it always boggled my mind why such a poor country would have all these free lemons for the taking and yet nobody ate them and then i grabbed a few from a palace garden (because hey when else can you ate royal lemons) and my god they were so bitter and inedible, nothing like the store bought lemons

steven, what do you suggest for cat pictures, how do you get the proper lighting and what do you use to balance the contrast, i have trouble with my f stop

idk dickroll i just point da phone n click. i find their better wit out flash on

obv i was trollin u wit that other cat advice post but that is my best advice bout cats playin rough from experience. it’s a sign u been touching em too much n 2 stop 4 a while less you want em to play rough. best i can figure its like a “cat n mouse game” thing n its a sign its ur turn 2 be mouse

idk what your petcare-4-dummies sites have told you about intimidating em by yelling “owie” n then beating up their toys but i found a very firm “gentle” or “no” n then not petting em 4 a bit n not so much in general is all it takes to resolve this problem fully. and if you’re exaggeratedly yelling “ow” when it doesn’t hurt that much it might give him wrong impression that ur playin wit him

they nice to look at in sky they pretty n sht i dont really like em much but ain’t it obvious why ppl like em? big colorful explosions in sky wit big satisfying bang sound just cool to look at or better yet light off ya self

any sign of tufted tit mouses?

i luv birds i feed pigeons n seagulls all the time. pigeons they like the verbal kint hustlers they act real dumb and feeble n will just stand there getting pelted by bread but they cool good sense of humor n fly in formation real nice.

seagulls they fierce they be catchin the bread from me flyin in the air and we play version of football together wit grey seagulls on 1 team n white on d other

sometimes i even talk to da birds telepathically

#truestoriez

The Bird Telepath

Could be a hit Netflix series.

Sigh. Here we go again. Peter, do you not realize no one wants you here and you bring this on yourself?

u no, if u guys really dont want me posting here n want me to post at “the children’s table” of your gentlemans club, maybe 1-liner “owns” like this aren’t necessary or the smartest idea

also, on 2nd thought, aint mclivin that’s my fav poster, its actually Butthurt52235. Mclivin like a mcdouble, fine n good value n inoffensive, but Butthurt52235 like a classic double at wendys—delish wit ton of meat to his posts

McLivin like the cheerleader of this thread n Butthurt52235 is Frank Thomas n the rest of u are in the Yankees and im ty cobb

peter,

While you're lucky I was celebrating our country's independence with lobsters and steamers for most of the day and don't really have time right now, just know that tomorrow most of your posts are going to be improved. So you have that going for you.

Hopefully many see your message before that time comes. Godspeed peter johan cat torturer guy.

The torture being, any cat that has to look at your face for an extended period of time.

I like this Peter guy

No absolutely not. This cannot happen. Honestly do I need to contact law enforcement about this?

Leave posts as is and ban me or else F off you cockless scumbag pathetic bully cuck

People love inventing new rules for me cause I hurt their feelings and/or dangerous and this needs to stop. I’m gonna get rich off it but I can’t imagine you have enough $ to make this bs worthwhile

Still I’m going to file a suit for you doing that to the 3 posts without it being clear it wasn’t me. You can talk sht to my face in court!

Final edit: give me more ammunition if you want, but just delete and ban don’t edit my posts that’s way too cruel and ool. I understand I hurt your guys feelings that I’m too smart, tough, and a good bully for you to deal with, but sadly for you I don’t think you have the right to win by writing my posts for me.

Also, 2p2 I’m gonna need 27offsuit’s real name and address to file a civil laws suit pro se for defamation of character against him ASAP

I feel horrible for your wife and I’ve only seen your torso and not seen your face which I’m sure is much uglier than mine or had to smell your beer and Taco Bell farts

Edit: if you wanna countersue for slander or DoC just lemme know! Unlike me, you’ll have a tough case to make if my sources in your city are accurate....

I guess you don’t care she cheats on you so she’s got that going for her

hell yea Sammy idk u but i like you I’ll take support however I can

“Don’t challenge a tiger, if you are not a tiger yourself”

Sent to Citanul yesterday

“Hi, thought I let you know that in the July LC thread in OOT, starting around post 60, rather than deleting my posts or banning me, moderator 27offsuit fully changed and edited several posts without any note whatsoever and he put horrible content in their place, saying I was homosexual, transsexual, and was going to murder my cat.

This is actually a huge deal, because internet posts I’ve made in the past have been used to put me on psychiatric holds in mental hospitals.

I don’t think any of the posts I made broke the rules at all, and because everyone seems to hate me in the LC thread I haven’t posted there in nearly 2 months even though it’s the only thread I have any interest in posting in on this forum at the moment.

I get the point, it’s that I’m unwelcome and unwanted in the thread and I made some insinuations about this mods wife in deliberately misquoted song lyrics in the first offending post, so he decided to punk me back, but I still think what he did was super unfair and out of line for a mod, especially the post about my cat, and I think he should lose his moderator status for doing so.

Let me know what you think, thanks.”

That hit the spot, Peter. Thank you.

C’mon punk this is war change my posts when you wake up so I got a legit lawsuit against 2p2. You want to play rough....OHKAY...LFG punk let’s see what you got. If you get overruled post what you’d have changed these posts to.

Filed pro se three weeks ago:



Work address will suffice.

I just boiled 4 eggs

🤏🤏

Something no woman LBR has slept with has ever said...

ur welcome bro

sweet. eggs are legit af so cheap so healthy so good. i think ima make some over easy (my preferred method) rn

Is that a pic of you holding the world’s tiniest violin ?

I can't tell if Peter has a massive head or a scrawny neck.