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***Me July Otnemen Appreciation LC Thread*** ***Me July Otnemen Appreciation LC Thread***

07-04-2020 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
What did the Admins say when you PMed them?

bro i should do dat but i havent yet. dont rly like 2 snitch
07-04-2020 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by marknfw
wow. so nice to have this idiot back.

thx bro good 2 b back. i don’t rly remember your acct, tbh, but it’s good 2 know theirs still sum chill peeps on here
07-04-2020 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
it's like schrodinger's post, maybe he edited it, maybe he didn't but it's best not to look for dead kitties in your post history

this is pretty funny bro but ool. i luv my cat n would never do anything to her
07-04-2020 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by R*R
27 edited my post too so stop your whining. He actually made my post much better and I thank him for that.

lol fair enough yeah i got a lil bit butthurt and threw a tantrum cuz i thought it was super scummy to do that, but now I think it’s funny and i like the idea you let him do this tho cause now you can’t really ban me w/o valid cause cuz u chose that as my punishment

let’s just get into it on here. it will be like a “u have cooties” battle on the playground wit me and my boy mark vs the rest a ya LFG

apologies to 27offsuit. i understand I hurt his feelings by bringin his personal life and wife into our troll war n 4 dat im truly sorry
07-04-2020 , 06:38 PM
Seriously, if you're not going to ban him then at least contain him. Obviously he shouldn't get to just stage a hostile takeover of the LC thread.
07-04-2020 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
he's still very much in the bite anything phase of his life, so much to the point that we got those special nail clippers and took the extreme tips of his claws off because he's getting to the point where he was strong enough to start drawing blood

immediately regretted doing it as now when he does his crazy moves running around he can't get that grip he's accustomed to so when he tries to jump on the side of the couch to launch himself elsewhere he often just falls to the ground - felt really bad and regretted it immediately but about a week later they recovered to the point where he can both inflict pain again but still climb the furniture without falling

learned a good tricks online but they needs to be repeated every few days

if he bites me and reacted defensively he'll engage further, if I just say "ow" then he'll realize he hurt me and switch to licking immediately but a minute later he forgets he can hurt me and will do it again

that's where the other trick comes into play, get his attention and pretend his toy bit me, i say the "ow" thing a few times while pretending it's biting me and then i just wail on it, like really beat the hell out of his toy, this is not lost on him and he won't bite me for a few days as a result of witnessing what happened to his toy when his toy bit me

otherwise he's good, super affectionate, super vocal, really aggressive, ie he kind of forces me to play with him, especially when i first wake up in the morning, when i'm asleep he lets me chill but if i move even a little bit in the morning he jumps up and annoys the hell out of me until i play with him and if i stop playing with him before he's done he resumes annoying me, he's also particularly good at coming out of nowhere and slamming my laptop shut on my hands if i am working and don't play with him so i'm often forced to hold a cat stick with a toy on the end with one hand while working with the other - super annoying at times but i've read this stage will pass and none of the adult cats i ever had were like that

his 2 brothers and sister are a lot more active downstairs now but we rarely
see the mom these days, we can see them hanging out together if we head out at night, we even bought him a collar and a leash with the idea of taking him out and letting him play with them - more just an experiment to see if they recognize each other etc

considered adopting another member of his family but they are very well fed by our neighbors, live in a vacant store front (they crawl under a gap in the door) that should be vacant for a long time due to covid/region still under construction and by now they are fully fledged feral cats - we did in fact grab the sister and take her back to our place briefly and while our kitty was very interested in her, she was freaking out and pretty much destroyed the bathroom we kept her in until she acclimated frantically running around and then given the complications of timing the spading properly without running the risk of bro impregnating her and how she was clearly fully feral by that point (her bro was purring in our arms from day one) we decided to bring her back to her family that same night

this last one is his infamous "not gonna let you look at your laptop screen until you play with me for 20 minutes" move

Bro do you not realize when a cat scratches or bites that means it wants 2 either play rough wit u or for u 2 stop touching it? no need to mutilate his nails, do play acting wit his toy n exaggeratedly scream “owie” just firmly tell him “no, bad” n dont try 2 pet him 4 awhile

my old cat would play wit me by scratchin me but never bite me and i never even told her “no” just varying intensity levels of “gentle” new cat likes to bite which i dont rly mind unless she leaves marks so i just stop petting her n tell her “gentle” when she starts to get rough and “no, too rough” when she starts 2 hurt me n that has got her in line



07-04-2020 , 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Seriously, if you're not going to ban him then at least contain him. Obviously he shouldn't get to just stage a hostile takeover of the LC thread.

Well, a normal green mod shouldn’t be able to vandalize my posts, so I guess playing dirty didn’t work out for you punks. So sad for you that I’m going to follow the rules and actually post abundantly in this thread when that post was just a test and I didn’t actually plan on trolling this thread if it appeared you didn’t want me around. Ups

Mute/block feature exists for a reason, you big butthurt babies. This is the “low content thread” of a public open forum and you set the precedent a moderator can, instead of banning me, delete valid content and pretend to me and say I’m going to murder my cat and am a transexual.

You wanted to play rough, so OHKAY I’M RELOADED

Thanks 27offsuit I was very very truly planning to be really nice to everyone here and try to be funny and interesting after that post if I posted at all but you guys certainly don’t deserve that treatment so I plan on being an insufferable troll and nuisance.

#Mayo

Last edited by petervrabel343; 07-04-2020 at 07:23 PM.
07-04-2020 , 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by petervrabel343
So how many men with first name William or Robert or last name Corbin has your wife slept with since you’ve been with her? My sources in Boston area say at least one of all three.
Well she sounds fun.
07-04-2020 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Well she sounds fun.

Despite all his rage, 27offsuit is just a cuck in a cage ***Me July Otnemen Appreciation LC Thread***

#InsecticideAndTheInfiniteSadness
07-04-2020 , 08:16 PM
lol I had no idea those posts were edited.

27o,

WTF man!
07-04-2020 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
lol I had no idea those posts were edited.

27o,

WTF man!

Bro i know right????

thx man i had a feeling if ne1 on here was gonna have my back itd be u
07-04-2020 , 09:00 PM
You’re playing right into his hand, johan.

Keep it foolish.
07-04-2020 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by petervrabel343
Bro i know right????

thx man i had a feeling if ne1 on here was gonna have my back itd be u
You're welcome.

Happy Independence Day, and congratulations on your sobriety.

Caffeine addiction can be a real bit.ch too btw.
07-04-2020 , 09:33 PM
Can someone explain the need to light off fireworks? Traumatizes pets, lights the occasional house on fire, blows off the occasional finger. Worth it because freedom?

I suspect there is an inverse correlation between IQ and desire to hear things go boom.
07-04-2020 , 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
You’re playing right into his hand, johan.

Keep it foolish.

bro idk I think dis time hes playin right into mines

so i make these foolish posts wit my foolish flow my hands go up n down like strippers booty's go n def plan to keep it ludacris from hereon out
07-04-2020 , 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
You're welcome.
He was calling you soft FWIW.
07-04-2020 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
You're welcome.

Happy Independence Day, and congratulations on your sobriety.

Caffeine addiction can be a real bit.ch too btw.

Thanks, yeah I was having some real bad withdrawal symptoms first few weeks and I think cold turkeying from caffeine had a lot to do with that. I’ve been completely clean from everything the last month other than one small Dunkin coffee when I desperately needed to wake up.
07-04-2020 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
He was calling you soft FWIW.

nah mclivin is my fav poster in dis thread
07-04-2020 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by revots33
Can someone explain the need to light off fireworks? Traumatizes pets, lights the occasional house on fire, blows off the occasional finger. Worth it because freedom?
Yeah I've heard most 8-year-old boys are into it for right-wing ideological reasons.

You're obviously not going to get a better answer than "they're fun."
07-04-2020 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by petervrabel343
nah mclivin is my fav poster in dis thread
I never doubted this.
07-04-2020 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Yeah I've heard most 8-year-old boys are into it for right-wing ideological reasons.

You're obviously not going to get a better answer than "they're fun."
They're also pretty. As I age, I'm no longer interested in how loud they are, and no longer but firecrackers, etc. But pretty colors in the sky made by applied chemistry? Now that's cool.
07-04-2020 , 10:53 PM
I got more enjoyment out of them when I was a kid because my parents' property was isolated enough that there was no static from police or whoever for lighting them off on our property. Found it way more fun than the community firework show.

Also our dogs were abnormal and loved the **** out of fireworks. They would go wreck fireworks by running in and trying to pick them up with their mouths if we didn't aggressively hold them back while they went off. They still managed to ruin some despite best efforts.
07-04-2020 , 11:21 PM
Fireworks suck.
07-04-2020 , 11:26 PM
Have a family of hummingbirds hanging out in and around my lemon tree for the past week or so. I had 4 of them dive bombing me and dog fighting up in the sky above my backyard last night. Not sure if they have a nest in the tree or somewhere nearby or what, but I think at least 3 of them are juveniles. They're kind of fuzzy looking and have no coloration, just a drab grayish.

Got a couple pics



And a short video
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07-04-2020 , 11:55 PM
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