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05-04-2020 , 09:05 PM

#176

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Rare, well done.

05-04-2020 , 09:12 PM

#177

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

It was a bit limp, but once you get it going, I'm sure it would firm up well.

05-04-2020 , 09:28 PM

#178

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Mrs RG:

05-04-2020 , 09:44 PM

#179

pokeraz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,870

Wendy’s running out of beef. Someone is gonna be sad.

Where’s the Beef

05-04-2020 , 10:49 PM

#180

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Mrs RG:

Heheh. It's kind of automatic. You just know. Welcome to RoundGuy world.

05-05-2020 , 12:50 AM

#181

dmatz327

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,836

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

Mrs. RG: Are you going to mow the lawn?
RG: Yeah, tomorrow.
Mrs. RG: You said that yesterday.
RG: Yeah, but today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow.
Mrs. RG: You know that today is tomorrow yesterday, right?
RG: Uh .... I'm going to mow the lawn.
Mrs. RG: You're a smart man honey.

05-05-2020 , 01:22 AM

#182

Just another guy

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 352

Costco has plenty of bacon today.
No pork loins and limited steaks.

05-05-2020 , 07:31 AM

#183

RichGangi

Laughable false & highly douchey

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,546

Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

My wife and I have finally started to watch The Wire. 3 eps in on season 1 and all I can do is internally handicap who is going to get killed and when

Methinks you will be very surprised. Enjoy the ride!

05-05-2020 , 06:24 PM

#184

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Feels like we're due for some titillating anecdote the rest of us can make fun of.

Nobody feels like sacrificing themselves today? Sis, can we just talk about you manicuring a yard by hand some more?

You'd seen other people working in their lawn prior, right?

05-05-2020 , 06:35 PM

#185

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Sis, can we just talk about you manicuring a yard by hand some more?

omg. I'm going to let you have this one. Remind me again someday.

05-05-2020 , 07:09 PM

#186

RunDownHouse.

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,605

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

Wendy’s running out of beef. Someone is gonna be sad.

Where’s the Beef

Yeah, went through a drive-through yesterday and all burgers were crossed off the menu. No biggie, the spicy chicken is probably the best menu item anyways (outside of breakfast, which has so far shown to be fantastic).

05-05-2020 , 07:31 PM

#187

petervrabel343

banned

Join Date: Feb 2020 Posts: 365

Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

PeterVrabel,

I love the cat stuff.

Keep up the good work.

***May I Open For Business/Still have bacon LC Thread***for RoundGuy

Here’s some pics of my first cat who I adopted as a kitten from the same rescue shelter as this one. She’s living with my 97-year old grandparents now who took care of her when I got locked up

05-05-2020 , 07:38 PM

#188

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,569

omg so kyute

its like the kitty kat is looking right into my soul !

05-05-2020 , 10:30 PM

#189

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

RG: What are doing?
Mrs. RG: Taking a bath.
RG: Can I peek?
Mrs. RG: Whatever.
RG: Nice. What's that?
Mrs. RG: It's a bath bomb.
RG: Looks kind of small. Does it do anything?
Mrs. RG: It's just fun to watch and see what it does.
RG: You're weird.
Mrs. RG: I'll keep that in mind, little dick.

Damn.

05-05-2020 , 11:35 PM

#190

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

I haven't taken a bath since I was ~10.

05-06-2020 , 12:02 AM

#191

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27offsuit

I haven't taken a bath since I was ~10.

...or a shower, probably. Just stand under the gutter with a bar of soap. It works.

05-06-2020 , 12:08 AM

#192

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

I haven't had a girl call me little dick since I was ~10.

05-06-2020 , 12:09 AM

#193

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Feels like we're due for some titillating anecdote the rest of us can make fun of.

Nobody feels like sacrificing themselves today?

TY for your service btw.

05-06-2020 , 12:10 AM

#194

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

Good one, Roundguy.

Good one, Dodger!

05-06-2020 , 12:11 AM

#195

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

DI: Babe, did you guys kill the lemon pie my mom gave us?
Mrs DI: Well, some of it had to be thrown away.
DI: It's ok. We'll let pie gones be pie gones.

05-06-2020 , 12:12 AM

#196

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

DI: Babe, I just used it online.
Mrs DI: Omg. *lol* *oozes juices from her vagina due to attraction*
DI: *lol* Yeah.
Mrs DI: You're such a dad-joker.

05-06-2020 , 12:27 AM

#197

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I haven't had a girl call me little dick since I was ~10.

That's because a girl hasn't seen your dick since you were ~10.

05-06-2020 , 12:47 AM

#198

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

It's funny bc it's true.

05-06-2020 , 07:56 AM

#199

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

That was the least festive Cinco de Mayo since 1861!

05-06-2020 , 08:49 AM

#200

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

More like Sucko de Mayo.

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