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RG: Heading to Wal-Mart
Mrs. RG: Looking good, bandit. Pick me up a bottle of wine.
RG: On Monday?
Mrs. RG: You might get lucky.
RG: So, today you want to play.....
Mrs RG: No, today I want to ****.
RG: Be right back with the wine.
Mrs. RG: You're a good man honey.
RG: You mean "smart", right?
Mrs. RG: Sure, that's what I meant.

05-11-2020 , 05:13 PM

#402

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

60 years old and bragging about (possibly) having maritals.

05-11-2020 , 05:19 PM

#403

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

60 years old and bragging about (possibly) having maritals.

Say what you will, but his exchanges with his wife are pretty consistently entertaining posts.

05-11-2020 , 05:19 PM

#404

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

60 years old and bragging about (possibly) having maritals.

I'm not 60 yet, shithead. And Mrs. RG would make a high school girl jealous.

Maybe I need to find the ignore button.....

05-11-2020 , 05:20 PM

#405

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

I'm supposed to be mowing the front yard, but here I am, drinking beer and hoping someone says something.

05-11-2020 , 05:20 PM

#406

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

oh, new page

05-11-2020 , 05:22 PM

#407

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

lol at being this far along together and you still not knowing how she likes to dance.

UNLESS, you can never say anything right. In which case, solid decision-making bro.

eta: lol you guys do it to each other. Must be a blast!

05-11-2020 , 05:24 PM

#408

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

I'm not 60 yet, shithead. And Mrs. RG would make a high school girl jealous.

You think high school girls are attracted to you?

05-11-2020 , 05:28 PM

#409

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Say what you will, but his exchanges with his wife are pretty consistently entertaining posts.

The world's largest notsureifserious.jpg of all time.

05-11-2020 , 05:29 PM

#410

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

It's something.

Also led to jish's best post ever.

05-11-2020 , 05:29 PM

#411

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

BH: ....

BH neighbor: Hello

BH: Hi

05-11-2020 , 05:30 PM

#412

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

RG: This guy is such a dumbass!
Mrs. RG: Who is a dumbass?
RG: Oh, just this guy in the thread.
Mrs. RG: What thread?
RG: The low content thread.
Mrs. RG: You've got to be kidding me.

*rimshot*

I've laughed to myself prbly 10x since this post thinking about it.

05-11-2020 , 05:34 PM

#413

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I'm supposed to be mowing the front yard, but here I am, drinking beer and hoping someone says something.

Cheers, brother!

05-11-2020 , 05:35 PM

#414

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

It's meta anti-humor RG.

Sorry to explain the non-joke. It's nothing offensive is the point.

05-11-2020 , 05:36 PM

#415

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

I forgot there was an umpire named Randy Marsh! Lol!

05-11-2020 , 05:38 PM

#416

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,192

Prbly has a loose strike zone.

05-11-2020 , 05:57 PM

#417

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,401

"Mrs. Round Guy" is my favorite ongoing comic in this forum! Blows the pants off Mary Worth!

05-11-2020 , 06:17 PM

#418

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuma

"Mrs. Round Guy" is my favorite ongoing comic in this forum! Blows the pants off Mary Worth!

I'll let greg be the arbiter.

05-11-2020 , 06:35 PM

#419

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

You think high school girls are attracted to you?

Uh, no. But a high school boy would drool over Mrs. RG.

05-11-2020 , 06:38 PM

#420

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I'm supposed to be mowing the front yard, but here I am, drinking beer and hoping someone says something.

ISounds like you need some tips from RG instead of ABP, though maybe the latter if you're mowing the back yard

05-11-2020 , 06:38 PM

#421

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I've laughed to myself prbly 10x since this post thinking about it.

whatthejish is old school. I like that.

05-11-2020 , 06:51 PM

#422

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I'll let greg be the arbiter.

So much exciting action in Mary Worth these days I haven't had time to update, but stay tuned.

05-11-2020 , 07:14 PM

#423

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

ISounds like you need some tips from RG instead of ABP, though maybe the latter if you're mowing the back yard

I'd like to have Miss Alobar jump my fence, hit my backyard, and mow my lawn.

Sorry, Alobar. Sometimes I just can't resist.

05-11-2020 , 07:40 PM

#424

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

05-11-2020 , 08:16 PM

#425

MeLoveYouLongTime

Not a difficult personality

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 13,159

Can any of you weirdos tell me what sites to get on and post pics of my feet for money?

Or maybe a fat sugar baby site?

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