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I'd like us all to gather 'round and talk a little bit about circle jerks.

I have nothing to add but Dr Ruth said it was a normal adolescent activity in a book my friends and I all took turns reading to each other.

05-06-2020 , 07:11 PM

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whatthejish

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So you're saying you ate the limp biscuit?

05-06-2020 , 07:13 PM

#228

DodgerIrish

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I'm saying I have a lot of regrets and I'd like us to change the subject.

05-06-2020 , 07:25 PM

#229

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

good timing now that none of us can buy pork.

05-06-2020 , 07:28 PM

#230

DodgerIrish

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Don't know what prices are elsewhere, but you make 80k here and you can live on the fat of the land as long as you don't have caviar tastes.

05-06-2020 , 08:19 PM

#231

petervrabel343

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I’m of the opinion pork is worthless except for bacon and ribs and in bbq or Mexican. Pork chops, pork tenderloin, and roast pork are gross imo...well not really gross especially with a good breading gravy or sauce, but they have a unique kinda gamey flavor which I dislike, and I don’t like the flavor or texture of ham either.

***May I Open For Business/Still have bacon LC Thread***for RoundGuy

05-06-2020 , 08:27 PM

#232

RoundGuy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I'm saying I have a lot of regrets and I'd like us to change the subject.

Ok. One more, just because cabin fever is setting in:

RG: What are you doing now?
Mrs. RG: Picking weeds.
RG: This yard is like, 5000 square feet.
Mrs. RG: I know. It's just fun. I enjoy it.
RG: What you are trying to accomplish is pointless.
Mrs. RG: I'll remember that the next time we're naked.

I just can't help walking right in front of bullets.

05-06-2020 , 09:36 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

I ate an entire bag of jalapeño yesterday. Yeah that's right, I dug deep and broke a tilde out-- they were spicy!

!!! tilde !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by petervrabel343

What's your take on honey turkey?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

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05-06-2020 , 09:52 PM

#234

All-inMcLovin

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RG,

Have you considered starting a comic strip based on your interactions with Mrs. RG?

Seems like it would be a major hit.

Your friend,

McMuffin

05-06-2020 , 10:32 PM

#235

RoundGuy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Have you considered starting a comic strip based on your interactions with Mrs. RG?

This is 35-years of marriage and memory. It doesn't happen every day. Well, it kinda does, but not quite as awesome. I try to condense the best ones for fun.

Let's just say, I'm a lucky happy man.

05-06-2020 , 10:33 PM

#236

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Originally Posted by Villian1

Can someone here move some words from a word document onto an mspaint and put a logo on there? It's for a 1 sided brochure. I can't finish the damn thing. I'm willing to pay whatever is fair for something like this via zelle, paypal.

Just download snippet and take a snip of the words, paste in paint, then the same for the logo. Or take a screenshot of you desktop, open in paint, crop down to what you want.

ETA: just saw Gregorio offered to do it for you.

05-06-2020 , 10:44 PM

#237

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

lol!

Had same thing.

DI: I'm pulling all them damn dandelions.
Mrs DI: Why? We're going to put down weed n' feed.
DI: I want it clear beforehand.
Mrs DI: Seems pointless.
DI: I enjoy it. Did you read the back? It says to put down two coats if the first one doesn't hold bc of weeds.

Took a few hours over a couple of days, but done.

05-06-2020 , 10:45 PM

#238

DodgerIrish

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Damn you!

Your lameness is rubbing off on me!

05-06-2020 , 10:50 PM

#239

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

DI: I'm pulling all them damn dandelions.
Mrs DI: Why? We're going to put down weed n' feed.
DI: I want it clear beforehand.
Mrs DI: Seems pointless.

05-06-2020 , 11:07 PM

#240

RoundGuy

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Nice Dodger.

Mrs. RoundGuy always seems to get some sexual reference in her bullet.

Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing. But, she seems happy.

05-07-2020 , 12:07 AM

#241

R*R

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

I'll remember that the next time we're naked.

At your age and given all that gray hair you should just feel lucky that she's still talking sex.

05-07-2020 , 12:28 AM

#242

RoundGuy

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Originally Posted by R*R

At your age and given all that gray hair you should just feel lucky that she's still talking sex.

My gorgeous, long, thick luxurious hair is the only way I get laid.

Let's just say Mrs. RG doesn't rub her fingers over my six-pack abs -- wherever they are.

05-07-2020 , 01:25 AM

#243

R*R

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I think I'll create a new show about you and call it Daddies Gone Wild.

05-07-2020 , 01:50 PM

#244

golddog

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

Absolutely. I've been blowing out the flame before I drain the shot in my practice cocktails. I also use only a very thin layer of 151, and there isn't enough alcohol in the cointreau, bailey's or kahlua to ignite. So we should be okay.

It is easy to forget how often alcohol and youth combine to result in really stupid decisions.

My idiot roommate my freshman year in college had an equally idiot friend. (They had a book-stealing-and-returning scam to make money, for example).

Anyway, they had a bottle of Everclear. Idiot friend sees the warning about flammability on the bottle, openly wonders, "Is that true?", and holds his lighter to the bottle.

Semi-explosive blue flame, bottle dropped, smashed all over. Fortunately things were pretty contained and nobody was seriously hurt. His hand was a little singed.

05-07-2020 , 02:12 PM

#245

Didace

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We used to light off Everclear bottles, but only after they were 99.9% empty. Just the little bit of liquid left and the vapor were enough for a nice blue flame shooting out.

05-07-2020 , 02:32 PM

#246

cs3

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I have some scissors if you'd rather clip them

05-07-2020 , 02:49 PM

#247

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by cs3

I have some scissors if you'd rather clip them

It would be quite the gesture if you would sharpen them before lending them out.

05-07-2020 , 04:33 PM

#248

petervrabel343

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Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

!!! tilde !!!

What's your take on honey turkey?

Spoiler:

Pretty good but not great, much better than ham.

05-07-2020 , 04:35 PM

#249

RoundGuy

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Rg: The lawn is mowed, trimmed, and looks fabulous.
Mrs: RG: Do you really want me to go there?
RG: Not really.
Mrs. RG: Good job honey.

05-07-2020 , 08:12 PM

#250

cs3

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Passed up a sweet fire pit, some awesome sour bombers, and a set of towels my wifes been searching for for 3 years to snag this bad boy at my family's xmas gift exchange.
Best decision of my life, this salt blaster rocks!

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