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11-30-2017 , 07:51 PM
I wouldn't **** a sick dirtbag either.
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11-30-2017 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BDHarrison
How did SIL respond when you said you'd bang her sister if it's true? Was she surprised that you hadn't already?

If he is your best friend, you should have some idea if he is the cheating sort, or maybe you weren't as close as you think. Is the "crazy girl" the only affair that you know your best friend had? Have you helped him lie to his wife about any others?

Do you feel like you need the closure of the certainty that she cheated on you with him? Are you using this thread as a way to build up the courage to find out for sure so you can move on to screwing other women?
SIL and I just laughed, I think she said something like "go ahead". He is definitely the cheating sort. I know another girl we used to work with that he later propositioned a bunch of times and still does. According to her he kissed her once while lightly drinking, she reciprocated but has been dogging him ever since, mostly I'm sure because she feels super guilty. She is married with two kids. I've never helped him lie to his wife but I didn't tell her about the other girl...I think she already knows about her somehow. I'm certainly not going to blow up this other girl marriage, her kids are like 5 and 3. She let some douche kiss her once and doesn't deserve to maybe lose her family over it.


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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Did not think a "Lost my job, got a brain tumor, wife left me" post could come off as a brag but here we are.
This is really not how I meant the OP to come across. Look at my join date and post count. I can't poast or title a thread for **** HAHA. I'll try harder next time. I thought it was relevant to the story that she's an attractive girl and was 21 but I should have just left that out. I'm still not sure where the brag comes in?(I banged a hot 21 year old in the break room at work after hours and she blew me in the employee bathroom during work... stuff like that...yeah now I see it LOL. Really should have left out anything about her looks or how we got together.



Big brag coming-I had the chance at a good life with a cool girl. Now I'm single and haven't been with a girl for the longest stint in my life since highschool and I'm generally depressed. I cry all the time at sad **** on TV lol. I didn't cry when my grandmother died but now I see a commercial about abused dogs and I f'n cry. I couldn't drive for a year and depended on everyone for rides. I had to sell my house at a loss because I couldn't drive. My beautiful, smart, funny wife left me 6 months after I had brain surgery and said it didn't have anything to do with the surgery. Total brag thread. I totally should have put this in BBV. Not a sympathy thread either just felt like talking about it and i knew this forum would deliver with cutting honesty. Everyone is always like "oh that ***** f her she's 26 and divorced twice you are better off, good thing you found out now, etc etc

Edit-God I just read that and I hate myself lol I'm not going to edit it, just leave it there so I can know how much of a whiny **** I probably sound like. I will say I don't feel like losing a piece of my brain changed me but the whole crying thing is just f'n weird. Seriously though I just thought you guys would find the sex part of the story interesting not a brag lol

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
I have a similar distaste for people who actively seek out married/in relationship people, I think they are the scum of the earth.

Thankfully I've never been cucked by one of these pieces of crap, but I would seriously **** their **** up somehow if it did happen. Like Cask of Amontillado style.

Betagainst, the LV bartender/drunk with an OOT thread is a good example of the scumbag I am referring to. Just a POS imo.
Obviously I knew it was wrong but like I said I was weak. I shouldn't have brought up her looks as an excuse for hooking up with a married chick from work.

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Originally Posted by the orange crush
Are you avoiding the picture request? It's of the utmost importance, it could/should be a thread saver.
I will have to do some face blurring but i'm not avoiding. I literally don't know how to do it and get it posted. I just can't have you guys find out who she is and trainwrecking. Hasn't that kind of thing happened before?

Last edited by StrayJJ; 11-30-2017 at 08:00 PM.
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11-30-2017 , 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
it depends on who seeks out and pursues the affair - i'm definitely not innocent, on either side of that coin, but I've definitely seen situations where the girl/guy normally wouldn't give in but some pieces of crap smell weakness in a relationship and tear it apart because they can.
In my case our texts were a little flirty but I didn't really think it was going any further than that. We went out after work one night and everyone got a little drunk. She was definitely being very flirty and kept brushing my leg "on accident" but it was obviously on purpose. I was like kinda over the moon excited because she was so pretty(that's not a brag it's just sad i was so enamored with this girl haha). I ended up taking her home and I could tell she wanted me to kiss her but I didn't, she was drunk and married. The next day she texts me and is like 'hey I had so much fun last night sorry i was soooo drunk' i said "no worries i won't hold it against you lol" she replies "you can hold me against anything you want". Yes she was married but I couldn't resist after she gave me the 100% green light and was sober
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11-30-2017 , 08:09 PM
I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this but what were you thinking marrying somebody who gave up on marriage after 6 months by ****ing you on the side?

Anyway, brain tumor might have been the best thing to happen to you. It really just sped up the inevitable. Still young enough to get somebody new.
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11-30-2017 , 08:16 PM
Cask of Amontillado wow - I feel like there might be mortar this story
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11-30-2017 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
Cask of Amontillado wow - I feel like there might be mortar this story
On Mason's site, no less.
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11-30-2017 , 08:33 PM
Thread will halfway deliver if I can figure out how to assure myself that I can post some of these pics without you guys finding out who she is. Never poasted a pic on 2+2. Point me in the right direction....obviously these can't have her face visible sorry.
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11-30-2017 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by StrayJJ
Thread will halfway deliver if I can figure out how to assure myself that I can post some of these pics without you guys finding out who she is. Never poasted a pic on 2+2. Point me in the right direction....obviously these can't have her face visible sorry.
Imgur.com
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11-30-2017 , 08:49 PM
Pics of tumor?

Signed, LeoDoc
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11-30-2017 , 08:49 PM
Stray: Am graphic designer. have Photoshop. if you PM them to me I can effectively remove identifiers. (And I'll delete the originals.)
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11-30-2017 , 08:59 PM
LOL I'm worried if I crop her face out of some of these it will somehow be possible to revert the pic back to the original. I can't handle her finding a thread about her.
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11-30-2017 , 09:02 PM
Stray,

If you PM me links to pics or get my email and send me some pics, I could MSPaint an accurate anonymous rendition of how she looks for the forum.
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11-30-2017 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Stray,

If you PM me links to pics or get my email and send me some pics, I could MSPaint an accurate anonymous rendition of how she looks for the forum.
If I crop a pic on my phone and use Imgur that should be safe right? LOL
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11-30-2017 , 09:07 PM
Stray,

Yes
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11-30-2017 , 09:08 PM
StrayJJ,

Just post a pic with black bars over the eyes or something.
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11-30-2017 , 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by darksideofthewal
So you had an affair with her when she hadn't even been married for half a year and you somehow thought that she was marriage material?
In his defense, she was really hot. We're all only human here and when a way out of your league girl likes you for some reason there's not much you can do other than give in and hope it ends up okay.

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Originally Posted by StrayJJ
This is really not how I meant the OP to come across. Look at my join date and post count. I can't poast or title a thread for **** HAHA. I'll try harder next time. I thought it was relevant to the story that she's an attractive girl and was 21 but I should have just left that out. I'm still not sure where the brag comes in?(I banged a hot 21 year old in the break room at work after hours and she blew me in the employee bathroom during work... stuff like that...yeah now I see it LOL. Really should have left out anything about her looks or how we got together.

Big brag coming-I had the chance at a good life with a cool girl. Now I'm single and haven't been with a girl for the longest stint in my life since highschool and I'm generally depressed. I cry all the time at sad **** on TV lol. I didn't cry when my grandmother died but now I see a commercial about abused dogs and I f'n cry. I couldn't drive for a year and depended on everyone for rides. I had to sell my house at a loss because I couldn't drive. My beautiful, smart, funny wife left me 6 months after I had brain surgery and said it didn't have anything to do with the surgery. Total brag thread. I totally should have put this in BBV. Not a sympathy thread either just felt like talking about it and i knew this forum would deliver with cutting honesty. Everyone is always like "oh that ***** f her she's 26 and divorced twice you are better off, good thing you found out now, etc etc

Edit-God I just read that and I hate myself lol I'm not going to edit it, just leave it there so I can know how much of a whiny **** I probably sound like. I will say I don't feel like losing a piece of my brain changed me but the whole crying thing is just f'n weird. Seriously though I just thought you guys would find the sex part of the story interesting not a brag lol
Nah, you sound like someone in pain, which you should as your story is brutal.

Bright-side attempt: her ridiculous hotness will be gone in not too long and you would have been left holding the bag on someone that has no dedication or actual commitment.
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11-30-2017 , 09:11 PM
I didn't get a pic of the actual tumor. Testing to see if I can figure out how to do pics


Edit-I'm ******ed.

Last edited by StrayJJ; 11-30-2017 at 09:34 PM.
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11-30-2017 , 09:13 PM
Include a rating out of 10 please.
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11-30-2017 , 09:14 PM
Can dodge reverse-image searches by replacing her face with Paul Giamatti's, among other tricks.

You'd be safe.
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11-30-2017 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Pics or you're getting banned.

That's in response to me reading your entire OP and your writing skills actually hurting me physically.
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Yea we're trying to help you out here
Shady...oO
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11-30-2017 , 09:17 PM
ugh, I didn't want to see a pic of that
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11-30-2017 , 09:22 PM
fyi all that is NOT a pic of the wife
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11-30-2017 , 09:23 PM
What's the picture of? It's not showing up for me.
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11-30-2017 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Derp!
Shady...oO
You must be new here.

Welcome to the internet
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11-30-2017 , 09:30 PM
Did it work? it said Image not found? I was trying to figure out if that was the way to do it. LOL he asked to see the tumor. Best I could do.

So I go to Imgur. upload the pic. and then paste the url...it was showing up as image not found?
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