Lol. Touche.

Huge ****ing score for me today. Customer left a case of about 100 hard boiled eggs on my truck because it got damaged by the fork lift. I'm currently enjoying one of the best ****s of my life at a PA rest area. Gonna go mob some tacos in a minute.

Why you got to go and say 100 eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?

Wouldn't eggs stop up a good ****?

lbr,

Get yourself some mayo (and maybe some mustard and relish) and make yourself some deviled eggs!

Yes!

A case comes in boxes of a dozen, right? So why wouldn’t it be 96 or 108?

I was hoping the Eat thread would become different countries giving their take on what they eat with a few cute little surprises but now it's just aspies masturbating about what a sandwich is.

Everyone shut up and look:

That's a lot of eggs for one man.

That is a good post.

Martin Shkreli just got hit with a seven year jail sentence. That’ll teach him to smirk at his judge during the trial!

I imagine he'll be very popular in jail. Should be fun for him

Is that sentence commensurate with his crimes, or is it a lifetime achievement award like OJ's sentence for the Vegas stuff?

Lbr,

Deviled egg paradise is within your grasp.

Also that looks like 132 eggs!

He did nothing different than most any other pharma company. He just happened to be a little aspy and the news picked up the 'pharma bro' thing and ran with it.

I challenge anyone to go watch Dirty Money: Valeant on Netflix and come back here and cheer his sentence.

Too good. Laughed pretty hard.

I'd say you should hit your protein goals but I'm very glad you drive your truck solo.

His counsel asked for 18 months and prosecutors wanted 20 years. In the sentencing hearing, the judge quoted an interview where he said he thought he’d be sentenced to time served and a tweet that said “**** the feds.” I just watched about ten minutes of interviews with him and he seems like a bright, interesting, arrogant guy. I might like him and I might hate him. I don’t at all trust popular press narratives about him. I do know that publicly calling out congressmen as “imbeciles” after pleading the fifth at a congressional hearing is going to piss some people off. I think his bombastic public persona probably added a bit to his sentence.

Kind of reminds me of that scene in Sphere where all the eggs are falling down through the water, as if it was mana from heaven, which I guess is kind of what happened here!

Egg pic is easily post of the year.

This posts meaning varies widely depending upon how you fill in the bolded asterisks.

I don't think you were having near as much fun as I initially thought.

I don't know - hitting the lottery and winning 11 dozen hard boiled eggs doesn't move my needle that much.

If they had been pre-deviled, then **** yes.

I strongly believe each tray held seven dumplings.

Daryn,

What level are you on?

http://www.gourmetdumplinghouse.com/