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Originally Posted by de captain
WOXOF,
I'm curious if you wanted to how much crazy **** do you think you could get passengers to do for you without ever leaving the comfort of your seat?
"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain WOXOF. I'm afraid we're experiencing some difficulties and will have to divert to the nearest airport. These difficulties are electronic in nature, a disturbance with our controls, and something we've never encountered. Um.. this is going to sound strange I know because they never get used but we have airline issued metallic bags to isolate electronics in case of such an emergency. They were issued recently after the cell phone use change. The Copilot will be coming through the cabin in a minute. I absolutely must have every single electronic device turned off and put in the bag. I assure you they will all be returned to their proper owners upon landing."
Copilot walks down the aisle w/ a silver mylar bag w/ official looking FFA seal on the side collecting all devices.
After all it's a felony if I don't put my phone in that bag right?
Very credible imo. Afterall, whenever the pilot or crew get on that microphone i insta comply with their instructions. I imagine almost everyone would do that, though, perhaps some of the crew wouldnt fall for it or at least try to question it