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"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea??? "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

08-03-2007 , 01:17 AM
This thread has potential for whole new levels of awesomeness
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08-03-2007 , 05:35 AM
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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.
crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani
Motherf*cker!!!!!


I overslept.
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08-03-2007 , 05:45 AM
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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.
crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani
Motherf*cker!!!!!


I overslept.
how long did you have the million dollars?
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08-03-2007 , 05:59 AM
this was the most obscure level I have ever read on here.
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08-03-2007 , 06:17 AM
read some of the thread.
I'm extremely clumsy/clutzy and also am a bit more paranoid than many about fire/hot-things.

I would be scared to death of buring myself and know that I would end up doing exactly that over and over and over again.
So it's simply not even close to do-able for me because I'm really afraid of getting burned.

If it was just a 30 pound weight or 30 pound bucket of cold water I still probably wouldn't be interested but I would definitely be a lot closer.
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08-03-2007 , 06:20 AM
i would pet 9 cats every afternoon at 2ish for 20 years for million $$
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08-03-2007 , 06:27 AM
I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
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08-03-2007 , 07:41 AM
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This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
Worse than what?
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08-03-2007 , 07:48 AM
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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
It seems likely that you have ignored a lot of threads.
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08-03-2007 , 07:59 AM
You're right that I do ignore a lot of threads.
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08-04-2007 , 12:46 AM
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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
wow what a surprise, vyse hates one of the top 10 all time 2p2 threads
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08-04-2007 , 12:56 AM
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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
wow what a surprise, vyse hates one of the top 10 all time 2p2 threads
LOL!
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08-04-2007 , 12:56 AM
My head aspoldes at the very thought of going to work every day for 21 years. No way in hell.
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08-04-2007 , 03:20 AM
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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
wow what a surprise, vyse hates one of the top 10 all time 2p2 threads
That's more an indictment on yourself than I.
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10-30-2007 , 12:04 PM
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bump cuz i can't possibly understand how in over a calendar year this got no love
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10-30-2007 , 03:09 PM
So, this is a metaphor then?
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10-30-2007 , 09:00 PM
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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.
wow what a surprise, vyse hates one of the top 10 all time 2p2 threads
That's more an indictment on yourself than I.
ey vyse did you quit poker or what? Or did the rebuilding at 10NL not work out?

Also would like to know more about those commodus gimmicks.
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10-30-2007 , 10:17 PM
This is such a work of art. Assani Fisher you and Oats Runner are flawless.
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10-30-2007 , 10:35 PM
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You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.
GOLD! LOL!
LOoooOOL.
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10-31-2007 , 05:39 PM
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With that said, it is risky. I would definitely appriciate some advice from everyone, especially if you have ever been involved in something like this before.


Just reread this. I think this is my favorite line.

Ah, yes, the huge subset of OOT readers who have previously worked as 1-mile, straight-line, sockless, boiling oat runners for a million dollars, what say you?
I laughed until I cried at this. Thanks for the bump.
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10-31-2007 , 07:52 PM
if there was a joke or anything interesting in the OP i missed it.
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10-31-2007 , 07:57 PM
honest to god. I would do this.
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11-01-2007 , 05:07 PM
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Because Yuma, AZ is one of the last places in the country id ever want to live.
Especially if you have to carry boiling hot oats. In the summer, it's even hot at 4:30 AM there.
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11-01-2007 , 05:12 PM
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trolling is posting things that nobody wants to see in forums or places that they don't belong.
bingo!

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The OOT forum is the place for "all the other crap" that has nowhere else to go.
read the sticky.

crap that has nowhere else to go can go

here

NT
I was going to suggest /dev/null, but your suggestion is better.
For those of you who are not UNIX/Linux geeks, /dev/null is where you send output that you don't care about ever seeing, aka the bit bucket.
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11-06-2007 , 03:43 AM
ahah wtf didnt read rest of the thread..but id do this job in a second...becuase I would be paid 1million up front and just invest in real estate..and after I gain some $ from my upfront investment Id just break the contract and pay them back their original 1million
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