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Old 10-07-2006, 01:39 PM   #126
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?

why don't you just come out and call it a hedge fund?
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:57 PM   #127
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Dude, once I have a few million to spare, I will totally start this experiment!
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Old 10-09-2006, 08:11 AM   #128
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I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:34 AM   #129
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One day in our lives, something will happen that will make our brain click and realise that this guy is probably the most intelligent person to have ever lived from the future.
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:53 PM   #130
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Old 10-09-2006, 01:53 PM   #131
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BoilingOatRunner gimmick is second only to Commodus. No one will ever beat Commodus.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:47 PM   #132
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Bump for those like me that had no idea who the hell BoilingOatRunner was.

I can't believe I missed this thread. People thought this was serious? WTF?
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:47 PM   #133
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You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.
GOLD! LOL!
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:02 PM   #134
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BoilingOatRunner gimmick is third only to Commodus and Burlap. No one will ever beat Burlap.
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Old 06-21-2007, 10:50 PM   #135
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47K isn't going to be very much money in 21 years.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:26 PM   #136
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can you explain why this company exist?
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:40 PM   #137
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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:34 AM   #138
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Because SOMEONE has to move the goddamn oats.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:37 AM   #139
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Apparently this thread is proof that if you include a "no rly it's legit I'm srs" disclaimer after presenting even the most incredibly ridiculous scenario, 20-30% of people will immediately just accept what you said at face value. *insert snarky comment about religion here*
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:57 PM   #140
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im so confused
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:03 PM   #141
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:03 PM   #142
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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.
crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

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Old 08-01-2007, 10:28 PM   #143
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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.
crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

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please keep this thread updated about the difficulties and triumphs of running oats
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:11 AM   #144
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Can you please tell us why they have to hand deliver hot oats in a barrel by foot.. Like where's it going, what's it used for??
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:25 AM   #145
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Hookers and blow and wake up in a ditch somewhere
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:02 AM   #146
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Absolutely not.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:08 PM   #147
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Can you please tell us why they have to hand deliver hot oats in a barrel by foot.. Like where's it going, what's it used for??
Absolutely not.
Comeon!!!!!!!! I'll give you a shiny new penny...
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:34 PM   #148
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It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:59 PM   #149
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It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.
Compared to Arizona in the middle of the summer??? 4 degrees in the winter, vs. 110 degress in the summer. Hard choice, imo.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:39 AM   #150
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It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.

Dude the oats will keep you warm! AZ in the summer + boiling oats = a million degrees.
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