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Old 08-10-2006, 11:25 PM   #101
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:22 AM   #102
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I think this and the onslaught threads are silly, but I really don't understand why people get so worked up over them.

Note that for future Onslaughts, there is a forum dedicated to things like that - "Puzzles & Other Games." They already play Mornington Crescent over there, so I imagine they will love Onslaughts.
will do...I'll post them over there from now on.
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:36 PM   #103
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:41 PM   #104
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

This sounds like the damn computer button in "LOST"
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:56 PM   #105
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I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."
Clearly you are not ready to take this opportunity seriously.
I don't think they'd be able to notice really...I wouldn't be totally drunk, and I would think that as long as my performance didn't suffer they would let me be.
You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.
ROFL at this post, the experienced oat runner who made 3 posts, the Oats on a Plane picture, and the Frogger picture.
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:58 PM   #106
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I hated myself for reading the first half of this thread, then came BOR. I've never laughed so hard at anything on 2p2. Thanks for bumping.
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:08 PM   #107
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could it be;

I need to move 1 kilo of cocain from mexico to USA everyday. Region of border is located in Arizona. No roads so I have to travel by foot for about a mile. The druglords have my under a 21 year contract (through out which they underpay me).

If i break the contract they will void my 1million $ and kill me.
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:58 PM   #108
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Seriously, this quite possibly went from worst thread I have ever read to one of the best I have ever read. Awesome.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:00 PM   #109
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I like the OP. Definitely better than his HU STT game.



lolz

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Old 10-05-2006, 08:04 PM   #110
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I have never laughed so hard in my life
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:30 PM   #111
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You guys must not read much if you think this thread is one of the best around.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:35 PM   #112
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:12 PM   #113
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:31 PM   #114
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I liked this thread
Me too. I LOL'd a couple of times in the onslaught threads and this thread. What's awesome about these threads is that all the humor comes from the people who don't see the humor.

Also, while I probably would decline this offer, those of you saying you wouldn't do this for 10 million are nuts. Aside from the not-being-able-to-take-vacations thing, you'd become wealthy for working 15 minutes a day. And you can take a [censored] of vacations in 21 years when you retire.

Edit: Just realized how old this was. HTF did I miss this the first time around?
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:01 PM   #115
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:43 PM   #116
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And whoever suggested that wagon thing, yeah, you'd think that would be a good idea, but this guy Bruce tried that one and the supervisors tasered him in the balls. No joke.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:28 AM   #117
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Big props to tbird05 for bringing this thread back in our minds....HAHAHAAHA
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:20 AM   #118
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I hated myself for reading the first half of this thread, then came BOR. I've never laughed so hard at anything on 2p2. Thanks for bumping.
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:54 AM   #119
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my first read and i laughed a lot, oat runner is hysterical. the sad part is the OP never had a punchline or a funny part to add? he was incredibly serious and never swayed, confusing.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:18 PM   #120
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my first read and i laughed a lot, oat runner is hysterical. the sad part is the OP never had a punchline or a funny part to add? he was incredibly serious and never swayed, confusing.
His whole online persona is confusing.

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Old 10-06-2006, 03:03 PM   #121
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I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:04 PM   #122
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I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?
You obviously haven't read the whole thread. The OP gets off on starting ******ed threads in hopes that hilarity ensues. Lucky for him, hilarity does ensue.
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:11 PM   #123
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1) Take the job
2) Buy a house in florida
3) Quit the job
4) declare bankruptcy
5) Profit
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:17 PM   #124
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trolling is posting things that nobody wants to see in forums or places that they don't belong.
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The OOT forum is the place for "all the other crap" that has nowhere else to go.
read the sticky.

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OP has been trolling multiple forums for some time now.
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:26 PM   #125
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I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.
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