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08-10-2006 , 11:25 PM

#101

break0ut

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08-11-2006 , 12:22 AM

#102

Assani Fisher

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 48,128

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Assani,

I think this and the onslaught threads are silly, but I really don't understand why people get so worked up over them.

Note that for future Onslaughts, there is a forum dedicated to things like that - "Puzzles & Other Games." They already play Mornington Crescent over there, so I imagine they will love Onslaughts.

will do...I'll post them over there from now on.

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10-05-2006 , 06:36 PM

#103

Tbird05

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 575

hahaha

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10-05-2006 , 06:41 PM

#104

drexah

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,962

This sounds like the damn computer button in "LOST"

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10-05-2006 , 06:56 PM

#105

JuntMonkey

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you may not be intoxicated in any way when you show up

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I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."

Clearly you are not ready to take this opportunity seriously.

I don't think they'd be able to notice really...I wouldn't be totally drunk, and I would think that as long as my performance didn't suffer they would let me be.

You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.

ROFL at this post, the experienced oat runner who made 3 posts, the Oats on a Plane picture, and the Frogger picture.

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10-05-2006 , 06:58 PM

#106

Losing all

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I hated myself for reading the first half of this thread, then came BOR. I've never laughed so hard at anything on 2p2. Thanks for bumping.

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10-05-2006 , 07:08 PM

#107

john voight

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could it be;

I need to move 1 kilo of cocain from mexico to USA everyday. Region of border is located in Arizona. No roads so I have to travel by foot for about a mile. The druglords have my under a 21 year contract (through out which they underpay me).

If i break the contract they will void my 1million $ and kill me.

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10-05-2006 , 07:58 PM

#108

DonkeyKongSr

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Seriously, this quite possibly went from worst thread I have ever read to one of the best I have ever read. Awesome.

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10-05-2006 , 08:00 PM

#109

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 24,984

I like the OP. Definitely better than his HU STT game.

lolz

meh

Yugoslav

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10-05-2006 , 08:04 PM

#110

snakekilla88

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I have never laughed so hard in my life

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10-05-2006 , 08:30 PM

#111

BradleyT

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You guys must not read much if you think this thread is one of the best around.

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10-05-2006 , 08:35 PM

#112

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,230

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hahaha

I love when people bump two month old threads to add such insightful contributions

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10-05-2006 , 09:12 PM

#113

drexah

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,962

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hahaha

I love when people bump two month old threads to add such insightful contributions

do you have a pony tail?

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10-05-2006 , 09:31 PM

#114

Claunchy

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I liked this thread

Me too. I LOL'd a couple of times in the onslaught threads and this thread. What's awesome about these threads is that all the humor comes from the people who don't see the humor.

Also, while I probably would decline this offer, those of you saying you wouldn't do this for 10 million are nuts. Aside from the not-being-able-to-take-vacations thing, you'd become wealthy for working 15 minutes a day. And you can take a [censored] of vacations in 21 years when you retire.

Edit: Just realized how old this was. HTF did I miss this the first time around?

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10-05-2006 , 10:01 PM

#115

nath

the second coming of the second coming

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hahaha

I love when people bump two month old threads to add such insightful contributions

do you have a pony tail?

sometimes
why?

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10-05-2006 , 10:43 PM

#116

poker1O1

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And whoever suggested that wagon thing, yeah, you'd think that would be a good idea, but this guy Bruce tried that one and the supervisors tasered him in the balls. No joke.

ROFL

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10-06-2006 , 12:28 AM

#117

HizayGizirlz

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 36

Big props to tbird05 for bringing this thread back in our minds....HAHAHAAHA

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10-06-2006 , 03:20 AM

#118

AllinDan

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I hated myself for reading the first half of this thread, then came BOR. I've never laughed so hard at anything on 2p2. Thanks for bumping.

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10-06-2006 , 03:54 AM

#119

SkandarAkbar

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 406

my first read and i laughed a lot, oat runner is hysterical. the sad part is the OP never had a punchline or a funny part to add? he was incredibly serious and never swayed, confusing.

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10-06-2006 , 01:18 PM

#120

The Yugoslavian

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my first read and i laughed a lot, oat runner is hysterical. the sad part is the OP never had a punchline or a funny part to add? he was incredibly serious and never swayed, confusing.

His whole online persona is confusing.

Yugoslav

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10-06-2006 , 03:03 PM

#121

Mi_T_Sharp

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,423

I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?

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10-06-2006 , 03:04 PM

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DonkeyKongSr

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I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?

You obviously haven't read the whole thread. The OP gets off on starting ******ed threads in hopes that hilarity ensues. Lucky for him, hilarity does ensue.

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10-06-2006 , 03:11 PM

#123

Freakin

bacon wannabe

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 17,153

1) Take the job
2) Buy a house in florida
3) Quit the job
4) declare bankruptcy
5) Profit

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10-06-2006 , 03:17 PM

#124

NajdorfDefense

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trolling is posting things that nobody wants to see in forums or places that they don't belong.

bingo!

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The OOT forum is the place for "all the other crap" that has nowhere else to go.

read the sticky.

crap that has nowhere else to go can go
here
NT

OP has been trolling multiple forums for some time now.

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10-07-2006 , 12:26 PM

#125

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,230

I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.

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