If the deal was $1,350,000 up front I would start packing right now, move to Yuma, and do it! Any negotiating room there?
Why $1,350,000, you may ask? I believe the OOTers do not want a certain topic discussed here so I will just say that being rolloed at 25x for the $50,000 plus $4,000's would tip the scales for my willingness to run boiling oats on a daily basis.
For a measly under-rolloed $1,000,000? No way!
Sorry I cannot sign up, but have a nice, burn free day!