"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea??? - Page 11 - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment

Maybe it wasn't specified in the OP, but every employee has 3 gps chips placed in unknown parts of their body, upon their hiring date.
Just food for thought.

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11-30-2015 , 12:08 AM

#252

coolnout

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Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 12,430

guys i got a better lead on a job:

Hong Kong Billionaire Offering $120 Million to Any Man Who Can Turn His Lesbian Daughter Straight

http://firsttoknow.com/hong-kong-bil...e=facebookpage

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11-30-2015 , 02:12 AM

#253

petesgotaces

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,733

I'd def. try and put it in for 120 mill.

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12-09-2015 , 01:53 AM

#254

wet work

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Originally Posted by petesgotaces

...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations

LOL

--the point is, who cares about some silly hypothetical but rather what would actually happen in reality...

Last edited by wet work; 12-09-2015 at 01:58 AM.

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12-09-2015 , 11:58 AM

#255

LektorAJ

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Originally Posted by petesgotaces

...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations

You're in Australia though. Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?

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12-09-2015 , 02:29 PM

#256

petesgotaces

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,733

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Originally Posted by LektorAJ

Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?

Ahhh....You mean this job actually exists for real in America?

#Hallucinations

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12-09-2015 , 10:54 PM

#257

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

Guys. OP was a metaphor.

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09-08-2016 , 02:25 AM

#258

Pokerbrat

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,761

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Originally Posted by Scotty.

10 years later and Donald Trump has parlayed this oat running supervisor job into a potential presidency...not bad

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05-20-2018 , 01:06 PM

#259

TheNoodleMan

Wet Noodle

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Looks like this poor guy got halfway through his 21 year contract and lost his mind.

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05-20-2018 , 03:00 PM

#260

gregorio

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Stupid fake news clickbait headline. He wasn't holding his erection.

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05-20-2018 , 03:10 PM

#261

econophile

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Originally Posted by Nicholasp27

emigrant direct pays 5.15% currently and will be going up with interest rates

this thread was from a time when savings accounts paid over 5% interest. now they pay less than 2%. SAD!

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08-10-2018 , 01:09 PM

#262

BoilingOatRunner

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 27

Well, it's been 12 years. I have run sooooo many boiling pots of oats down the same stretch of road. Every day. It was not easy or fun. I've scalded myself so many times that the burn unit at the local hospital started a rewards program just for me. Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

But after all the recruits who joined the Oat Runner Brigade from this post, I have more than enough points to proudly call myself....BoilingOatSupervisor. Now I've got my own ball-taser and I'm ready to welcome a new batch of recruits. Who wants in?

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08-10-2018 , 01:13 PM

#263

Fabian

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Congrats on making supervisor!

Looking forward to the 18 year anniversary post. Almost there!

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08-10-2018 , 04:24 PM

#264

uptheirons

adept

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Best bump ever, thanks for the update and congrats!

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08-10-2018 , 04:34 PM

#265

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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How much $ have you made the last dozen years?

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08-10-2018 , 04:54 PM

#266

Losing all

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Originally Posted by BoilingOatRunner

Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

haha

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08-10-2018 , 06:30 PM

#267

Louis Cyphre

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12 years a boiling oats runner

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08-12-2018 , 02:59 AM

#268

Dominic

Tripod

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How has it been never traveling anywhere? Are you itching to get out of that town?

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08-12-2018 , 03:39 AM

#269

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 46,111

I just re-read the OP and had a good chuckle.

Sickest bump ever.

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07-03-2019 , 01:19 PM

#270

Gorgalosk

grinder

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bump for lols

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07-03-2019 , 01:47 PM

#271

sumey

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Originally Posted by Daniel Magix

Lol this is the post i was waiting to see after starting to read this bizarre thread.

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07-05-2019 , 11:34 AM

#272

Mother Mucker

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,644

Carrying 30 lbs for one mile is no easy task. I doubt it would take you just a few minutes.

Also, what kind of oats are you transporting?

Would you be able to eat some oats as a side perk of the job?

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07-05-2019 , 05:01 PM

#273

pokerjo21

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 455

OP only has another 8 years of carrying oats left.

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07-06-2019 , 10:51 PM

#274

housenuts

1st Quartiled the 500

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 47,284

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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher

A few other rules: You must be on time each day, you may not be intoxicated in any way when you show up, you may not wear socks.

Right now I think I'm going to go for it. I play poker full time now, so I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."

OP likely got fired in short order