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Old 11-29-2015, 09:36 PM   #251
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

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Wait why do you need a doctor's note if you've already skipped town and fleed with the money?
Maybe it wasn't specified in the OP, but every employee has 3 gps chips placed in unknown parts of their body, upon their hiring date.
Just food for thought.
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Old 11-30-2015, 12:08 AM   #252
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

guys i got a better lead on a job:

Hong Kong Billionaire Offering $120 Million to Any Man Who Can Turn His Lesbian Daughter Straight

http://firsttoknow.com/hong-kong-bil...e=facebookpage
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Old 11-30-2015, 02:12 AM   #253
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I'd def. try and put it in for 120 mill.
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Old 12-09-2015, 01:53 AM   #254
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

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...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations
LOL

--the point is, who cares about some silly hypothetical but rather what would actually happen in reality...

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Old 12-09-2015, 11:58 AM   #255
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

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...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations
You're in Australia though. Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?
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Old 12-09-2015, 02:29 PM   #256
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

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Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?
Ahhh....You mean this job actually exists for real in America?

#Hallucinations
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Old 12-09-2015, 10:54 PM   #257
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

Guys. OP was a metaphor.
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Old 09-08-2016, 02:25 AM   #258
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10 years later and Donald Trump has parlayed this oat running supervisor job into a potential presidency...not bad
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Old 05-20-2018, 01:06 PM   #259
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Looks like this poor guy got halfway through his 21 year contract and lost his mind.

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Old 05-20-2018, 03:00 PM   #260
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Stupid fake news clickbait headline. He wasn't holding his erection.
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Old 05-20-2018, 03:10 PM   #261
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emigrant direct pays 5.15% currently and will be going up with interest rates
this thread was from a time when savings accounts paid over 5% interest. now they pay less than 2%. SAD!
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:09 PM   #262
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

Well, it's been 12 years. I have run sooooo many boiling pots of oats down the same stretch of road. Every day. It was not easy or fun. I've scalded myself so many times that the burn unit at the local hospital started a rewards program just for me. Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

But after all the recruits who joined the Oat Runner Brigade from this post, I have more than enough points to proudly call myself....BoilingOatSupervisor. Now I've got my own ball-taser and I'm ready to welcome a new batch of recruits. Who wants in?
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:13 PM   #263
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Congrats on making supervisor!

Looking forward to the 18 year anniversary post. Almost there!
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Old 08-10-2018, 04:24 PM   #264
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Best bump ever, thanks for the update and congrats!
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Old 08-10-2018, 04:34 PM   #265
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How much $ have you made the last dozen years?
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Old 08-10-2018, 04:54 PM   #266
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Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

haha
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Old 08-10-2018, 06:30 PM   #267
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

12 years a boiling oats runner
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Old 08-12-2018, 02:59 AM   #268
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

How has it been never traveling anywhere? Are you itching to get out of that town?
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Old 08-12-2018, 03:39 AM   #269
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

I just re-read the OP and had a good chuckle.

Sickest bump ever.
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Old 07-03-2019, 01:19 PM   #270
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bump for lols
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Old 07-03-2019, 01:47 PM   #271
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Lol this is the post i was waiting to see after starting to read this bizarre thread.
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Old 07-05-2019, 11:34 AM   #272
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

Carrying 30 lbs for one mile is no easy task. I doubt it would take you just a few minutes.

Also, what kind of oats are you transporting?

Would you be able to eat some oats as a side perk of the job?
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Old 07-05-2019, 05:01 PM   #273
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Re: "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

OP only has another 8 years of carrying oats left.
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Old 07-06-2019, 10:51 PM   #274
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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???

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A few other rules: You must be on time each day, you may not be intoxicated in any way when you show up, you may not wear socks.

Right now I think I'm going to go for it. I play poker full time now, so I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."
OP likely got fired in short order
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Old 07-07-2019, 08:18 AM   #275
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Would you be able to eat some oats as a side perk of the job?
They're too hot to eat.
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