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"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea??? "Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day"...good idea???

11-29-2015 , 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sebbb
Wait why do you need a doctor's note if you've already skipped town and fleed with the money?
Maybe it wasn't specified in the OP, but every employee has 3 gps chips placed in unknown parts of their body, upon their hiring date.
Just food for thought.
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11-30-2015 , 12:08 AM
guys i got a better lead on a job:

Hong Kong Billionaire Offering $120 Million to Any Man Who Can Turn His Lesbian Daughter Straight

http://firsttoknow.com/hong-kong-bil...e=facebookpage
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11-30-2015 , 02:12 AM
I'd def. try and put it in for 120 mill.
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12-09-2015 , 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by petesgotaces
...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations
LOL

--the point is, who cares about some silly hypothetical but rather what would actually happen in reality...

Last edited by wet work; 12-09-2015 at 01:58 AM.
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12-09-2015 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by petesgotaces
...You know the 1 million is fake right? Or do you actually believe you did the job, skipped town, and now you're living it up with the million?

#Hallucinations
You're in Australia though. Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?
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12-09-2015 , 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LektorAJ
Wasn't the Australian "franchise" just some guys ripping off the US trademark without any connection to the real one?
Ahhh....You mean this job actually exists for real in America?

#Hallucinations
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12-09-2015 , 10:54 PM
Guys. OP was a metaphor.
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09-08-2016 , 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Scotty.
10 years later and Donald Trump has parlayed this oat running supervisor job into a potential presidency...not bad
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05-20-2018 , 01:06 PM
Looks like this poor guy got halfway through his 21 year contract and lost his mind.

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05-20-2018 , 03:00 PM
Stupid fake news clickbait headline. He wasn't holding his erection.
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05-20-2018 , 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicholasp27
emigrant direct pays 5.15% currently and will be going up with interest rates
this thread was from a time when savings accounts paid over 5% interest. now they pay less than 2%. SAD!
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08-10-2018 , 01:09 PM
Well, it's been 12 years. I have run sooooo many boiling pots of oats down the same stretch of road. Every day. It was not easy or fun. I've scalded myself so many times that the burn unit at the local hospital started a rewards program just for me. Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

But after all the recruits who joined the Oat Runner Brigade from this post, I have more than enough points to proudly call myself....BoilingOatSupervisor. Now I've got my own ball-taser and I'm ready to welcome a new batch of recruits. Who wants in?
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08-10-2018 , 01:13 PM
Congrats on making supervisor!

Looking forward to the 18 year anniversary post. Almost there!
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08-10-2018 , 04:24 PM
Best bump ever, thanks for the update and congrats!
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08-10-2018 , 04:34 PM
How much $ have you made the last dozen years?
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08-10-2018 , 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BoilingOatRunner
Get 9 skin grafts, and the 10th is free!

haha
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08-10-2018 , 06:30 PM
12 years a boiling oats runner
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08-12-2018 , 02:59 AM
How has it been never traveling anywhere? Are you itching to get out of that town?
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08-12-2018 , 03:39 AM
I just re-read the OP and had a good chuckle.

Sickest bump ever.
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07-03-2019 , 01:19 PM
bump for lols
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07-03-2019 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Magix
Lol this is the post i was waiting to see after starting to read this bizarre thread.
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07-05-2019 , 11:34 AM
Carrying 30 lbs for one mile is no easy task. I doubt it would take you just a few minutes.

Also, what kind of oats are you transporting?

Would you be able to eat some oats as a side perk of the job?
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07-05-2019 , 05:01 PM
OP only has another 8 years of carrying oats left.
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07-06-2019 , 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
A few other rules: You must be on time each day, you may not be intoxicated in any way when you show up, you may not wear socks.

Right now I think I'm going to go for it. I play poker full time now, so I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."
OP likely got fired in short order
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07-07-2019 , 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Mucker
Would you be able to eat some oats as a side perk of the job?
They're too hot to eat.
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