That is not just a tennis racquet, it's also a Latvian french fry press. And the player clearly has a mouthful of freshly pressed potatoes... Why else would they be smirking like that?
In Latvia and in Estonia
The guys think they're hard as zirconia
While they think they're crushin'
In bed they're just rushin'
It won't take them long when they bone ya'
The fools who post in OOT are all sad
When they realize their posting is bad
Stay off the computer
Cuz your writing's manure
A Latvian has just been crowned your dad.