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03-25-2019 , 04:52 PM

#26

Latvianassasin

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

Morph,

Your reply:

Creativity- F-
Rudeness- D+
Sarcasm- F+

OOT is a lost cause. There are very few witty/intelligent people left here.

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03-25-2019 , 05:07 PM

#27

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

1. You are very judgemental.
2. Celery juice is not water.
C. Whore.

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03-25-2019 , 05:28 PM

#28

Latvianassasin

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

Morph,

Creativity- F-
Rudeness-F+
Sarcasm-D

OOT IS a list cause. Very few witty/intelligent people left.

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03-25-2019 , 05:31 PM

#29

Latvianassasin

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

Sorry I'm distracted. I needed to change my ratings.

VJayjay,

Creativity-C
Rudeness-C-
Sarcasm-D

Where are all the clowns? Send in the clowns.

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03-25-2019 , 05:47 PM

#30

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,560

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Originally Posted by Very Josie

1. You are very judgemental.
2. Celery juice is not water.
C. Whore.

New avatar: A+

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03-26-2019 , 01:59 AM

#31

JayTeeMe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

needs way more poker analogies imo

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03-26-2019 , 10:54 AM

#32

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

New avatar: A+

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03-26-2019 , 11:08 AM

#33

btc

Challah Atcha

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 2,576

Latvian ass a sin? Not on Christopher St.

Latvian ass a sin? No, donkeys are supposed to donk.

Latvian ass a sin? Depends on the depends and the fast food options

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03-26-2019 , 11:14 AM

#34

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 19,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

OP isn't banned yet? OOT has become weak.

Long as this garbage is self-contained to one thread...

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03-26-2019 , 01:22 PM

#35

Latvianassasin

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

Can I just get one intelligent post before I call it quits?

Averages so far:
Creativity- D
Rudeness-C-
Sarcasm-D

As an educator, I can see that all my fears of the next generation are true.

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03-26-2019 , 02:55 PM

#36

VincentVega

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,621

Don't call it quits, youve shown promise as a valuable contributor around here. We need more random original threads from the likes of a fine person like yourself. Don't quit, you fat hump.

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03-26-2019 , 03:10 PM

#37

Latvianassasin

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

VV,

You have lowered the ratings all by yourself. Congratulations!!

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03-26-2019 , 04:19 PM

#38

VincentVega

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,621

I was being sincere, dickweed.

Now beat it

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03-26-2019 , 10:18 PM

#39

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56,630

Before deciding whether or not to insult Latvia I need to know if you are a Latvian who happens to be an assassin or if you're an assassin who specializes in killing Latvians.

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03-26-2019 , 10:57 PM

#40

Swwiinn

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,752

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Originally Posted by microbet

Before deciding whether or not to insult Latvia I need to know if you are a Latvian who happens to be an assassin or if you're an assassin who specializes in killing Latvians.

How many assassins does it take to kill a Latvian? Two. One to distract the Latvian and one to steal his last potato

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03-26-2019 , 11:10 PM

#41

Latvianassasin

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Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

I am a Latvian as well as an assassin. I have killed many.

Latvians eat fish, not potatoes.

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03-26-2019 , 11:43 PM

#42

microbet

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I dunno about that. I looked up Latvian jokes and there are a lot of potato jokes.

Q: What one potato say to other potato?
A: Premise ridiculous. Who have two potatoes?

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

I was going to go with something like:

Q: What's the difference between a Latvia and and Estonia?
A: Don't know. Don't care.

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03-27-2019 , 05:26 AM

#43

Kamikam

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,766

Latvianassassin sounds like someone playing Fortnite. Are you playing Fortnite, OP ?

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03-27-2019 , 09:09 AM

#44

Latvianassasin

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Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 134

Those jokes were excellent. Finally some humor.

No I play no foolish video games. Those days off wasted time have been replaced.

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03-27-2019 , 11:40 AM

#45

Steve350

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,039

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

OP isn't banned yet? OOT has become weak.

The weak shall inherit 2+2 or something.

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03-27-2019 , 02:36 PM

#46

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

The burning question: How do Latvians prepare their potatoes?

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03-27-2019 , 02:47 PM

#47

microbet

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56,630

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

The burning question: How do Latvians prepare their potatoes?

Trick question! Include plural!

Q: How do Latvians prepare potato?

A: No one know. They keep potato preparation secret or soldier come looking for potato, settle for rape.