You might want to stop over 4L for a moment fwiw.

Thanks for making me go to 4L to look at a bunch of pics I already have you jerk.

Just wait a year for someone to make a thread about needing ID to get inside of Sam's Club.

Coworker sounds awfully creepy and probably into you. I would rather run in the dark for 45 minutes on foot so that I could sleep in my comfy bed than stay the night at some guys house. Unless that guy lives in a nice house with beds and linens to my exact specifications.

i'm a member but i just say i'm there to buy booze every time because having to pull your membership card out at the entrance is a PITA

I can't stand it when hot college girls my gf is friends with add me on facebook. It then means I have to spend the next hour and a half going through a thousands pictures saving the hot ones to my hard drive.

Was it worth it? (for privacy issues this is all I'm posting)

I almost just revealed the meaning of life. That would have been a huge faux pas in the no content thread, imo.

Thoughtful.

Would you say that after having absorbed the theme of this song that you ain't a lawyer, but you know a little bit?

Apparently McDonald's is doing 50 nuggets for $10 this weekend (and for all of Feb in some places).

Who is in?

I really have no idea how many I can eat. This is a great opportunity.

If you think about the fact that many places have five nuggets for 99 cents, its not that great a deal. Although, the last time my local mcdonalds ran this promo, it didn't stop me from taking advantage of it.

i sure could go for 100 tacos for $100

How can you say no to mechanically separated chicken?

"A chicken and his meat are soon mechanically separated" never really caught on as an idiom, sadly.

I really wish I hadn't know about that- because now I almost feel compelled to do it. I love nuggets.

Okay I'm going out of my mind and hope somebody can help!

I have in my head a memory of a fantastic two man acrobatic show from the Beijing olympics, it might well have been from the opening ceremony but I'm not certain.

The two guys were extremely strong, they were doing moves were they'd hold each other up in improbable ways, they moved extremely slowly and there was epic music acompanying the whole thing.

The performance was incredible.

I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET I have been searching for hours under every search term I can imagine, I have scoured so many clips of the opening ceremony, the closing ceremony etc. Nothing.

Does anybody know what I am talking about, and does anyone know where I can view it online?!?!?

I think that was Pink at the MTV awards.

50 nuggets for $10? i know what i'm bringing on superbowl sunday!

Please rate this joke on a scale of 0-5. I'm getting very polarizing responses:


What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Not as good as this joke:

Ask me if I'm a carrot.

"Are you a carrot?"

I'd say it depends on your delivery, but it's a solid 2.5.

An even more confusing punchline would be

Google 'Cirque du Soleil'.

Or not. No idea what you're referring to be it sounds a lot like Cirque.

I saw something similar on TED TV one time too, I think.

EDIT: My bad, that was a man and woman http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/pi...symbiosis.html