Is that pee or oj in the bottle?

I took an Uber earlier in the week and as soon as I got in I was assaulted with the stench of old piss. So much so, I held my breath as I contemplated bailing so I could breathe.

Then I spied a bottle of pee under his seat. He was an old guy and must spray everywhere when he pees cuz I think if the pee was contained in a sealed bottle, as it appears, the car shouldn’t stink like a cess pool.

It would take a pretty epic level of dehydration for your piss to be indistinguishable from OJ.

You think so because you typically see pee diluted in toilet water. #peenoob


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I mean...not really? I see the outgoing stream too. It never looks solid orange.

Rofl I never thought of that. Women don’t see the outgoing stream.

Trying to locate a music video of a song released within the last few years. The music video involves a bunch of people in a ~1970s California house. There is a helicopter above at some point.

Are we getting a WSOP ME trip report from Howard this year?

I wanna read one where he wins it!

He busted the main an hour ago.

Too soon.

Lmao

It Was a Good Day by the angry rap star Ice Cube, now a popular actor who makes family films.

Just saw this now. That's sum ****ed up juju. About a month ago I had my truck in the shop and when I picked it up I noticed some huge scratches on the side and a busted tail light. I point it out and say I just bought this truck and I know that all wasn't there when I dropped it off. They literally freshly detailed it before I bought it. The guy says we aren't responsible for anything that happens in the lot. WTF. Turns out truck wasn't fixed yet so I had to bring it back and so I took a loaner from them. I took a pry bar and put a huge dent in the top of the door before I took it back. I left it way in the back of the lot and just gave them the keys on my way out. Hey, what happens in the lot... *******s

Happy 4th

Pressure cookers are ridiculous. I just upgraded from the 12v slow cooker and made a week's worth of Spanish rice in about 20 minutes.

Thinking of getting one. How was clean up?

Cleanup took some scrubbing but I didn't use a lot of vegetable oil. Gonna use butter next time and see how that works.

I use an Instant Pot to make rice too, cleanup isn't much of a problem using one of those two sided sponges where one side is semi coarse like a brillo pad but not quite as abrasive

Edit: I don't use any oil or butter. I usually just put 2 cups of long grain white rice, 3 cups of water and 1.5 tbsp of powdered chicken bullion

Do you take it into the shower with you at the truck stop to clean it?

Yeah not like he left his wallet with thousands+ of cash in it, in a shopping cart at a Trader Joe's or something.

tee hee

hey 27o

Happy Independence Day!

USA#1

Thanks buddy.

Yep, appreciate it chief.

He said 27o, not DodgerIrish.

I think my problem was the time between sauteing onions and peppers and putting the other stuff in where nothing was getting stirred. I just need to get everything ready to dump in right away.