She gonna get violated by the judge this time

Anyone got that pic handy?

Cop shoulda contacted her on Craigslist if they wanted her to blow it

I love this thread. Thanks Amich!

All other "refuse to blow" jokes welcome here.

Hopefully her cell will be near the mess hall, since her mall school was so close to the food court.

First time for everything.

Hope she doesn't call in sick to the chain gang if her cellmate spills coffee on her

Searched her name on Google, then hit images. Her Twitter pic comes up, and I click on it, and under Google's "try these too" section is the pic of her ass.


Also lolworthy: http://instagram.com/p/Um9NqNxTmu/

Um as far as I know she is a resident of a Virgina state run facility...

Yawn...another DUI isn't even newsworthy for this thread...

Assaulting a police officer though.

Who knew it was possible to suck even harder at life

The ass pic is from 2p2.

I would think so. She had two years over here head, now the 2nd dui will be about 30 days maybe. Assault, well, I dunno i've seen those things get dropped a lot. I mean I don't know what she did, but it says simple assault and the fact she was drunk....cop or commonwealth might drop the charge because they know she is getting ****ed on felony violation.

I would guess that she gets a year or so.

Since all this info is public and I don't believe that I am doing anything wrong here, on the day she got arrested, she filed a charge against me for the picture I posted back in, what, June? Claiming it harmed her and "ruined her reputation." The charge also said something about selling the pics. WTF?! She straight up lied to get me in trouble. I believe that is how she was trying to punish me for wanting to end things and ignoring her. I was arrested on a warrant that she swore by to the magistrate. I was in jail cuz of her for about 15 hours before being released on an unsecured bond. Karma...

In no way will I ever take a plea deal or plead guilty even if they want me to do 20 push ups as punishment. So this is going to trial or getting dropped. Probably the later.

All this aside, I feel for her. I am praying that she can get help and somehow manage to put together a life for herself (without me). I would not be surprised if she is on suicide watch. The depths to which she ruined her life now is unimaginable and unbearable for most.

She is very sick. And while it does not excuse the behavior, I think that she felt so much pain that everything she was always doing was a way to try to escape it. I am a lot less mad over what she did now than I was a couple days ago. She (like most borderlines) can't stand rejection. "I hate you, don't leave me!"

Truth is, I wanted out around Xmas, thus the start of this thread. But for certain reasons I stuck around and had contact on and off. The main reason was because I was kind of scared of what she might do if I didn't answer her many texts.

Anyways...I don't know what else to say. She charmed me off the first couple months, then things changed. And I would hear things about her that I did not believe because it was just so outrageous that there is no way that sweet Anna could have done that. I would bring it up and she would explain it away and I would believe it.

Anyway, hopefully I never step foot in court. The judge doesn't want to see me again and I don't wanna see him.

I feel like we're in overtime number four of an NHL playoff game, where you realize you're watching something epic, but on some level you just want it to end.

I will also say that I read the start of this thread up to about page 30 last night, pretending I was not the target or involved in any way, and I was laughing pretty damn hard, so I understand why so many of you love this thread.

Ya'll some funny mother****ers in oot

Denouement

I do feel bad for her tho.

Does anyone know if the Harvard of beauty schools is going to expel her for this?

If somebody would've given me a billion guesses at your one-word reply to my post, that would not have been among them. Kudos.

Well, according to Oxford online dictionary, while it is hard to count the total number of English words, "the total would probably approach three quarters of a million" so I think you would have been able to get there if you had a billion guesses.

/nittery that makes my friends hate me

I owe killa an apology. Thread not ruined. Whatever the word for unruining is - that's what this is.

Saved?

WVU even though you're undoubtedly innocent, you may wanna be careful what you say here, because the contents of this thread will definitely be looked at by a DA.

Hello, DA! Enjoy the read.

Its possible.

Hi there