Doesn't she realize that you're an internet person too?

Meh nvm.

what exactly could there be that could possibly "trainwreck" this thread? We know about both of their criminal histories, the fact one of them is a hooker, we know their names and places of work.

Does WVU rape goats? Are they brother and sister? Is her dad charles manson?


please PM me as id love to know, but just cant see how anything you can find is so bad it cant be posted given whats already been posted.

also, she was prolly hella nervous, cant really be too hard on her for taking the easy way out and not going into work. I mean look at it from her shoes, if everyone knew everything about me and was meeting me strictly to judge me and then report publicly on the internet to hundreds of people, id be pretty ****ing nervous. Throw in that shes a chick so god knows how many ****ing wierd/creepy PMs shes gotten, doesnt help any either when it comes to meeting some stranger

yea yeota's cowboys room is pretty creepy .i'd be freaked out by that too .

Just hope she doesn't get confused and try to trim your peen and suck on your hair.

continue

Why anyone other than a double amputee would pay for just a handjob is beyond me

Change it to blowouts and blowjobs and you've got a winner

Naked girls giving haircuts.

Strippers and Clippers.

Wait, what kind of blowing him off are you sure about?

Sluts N Cuts

Place in Denver called "A little off the top".

Not naked, but in lingerie and supposedly they massage and lap dance and stuff while doing it. Was told they wear actual lingerie, but website doesn't show that.

Girl on my pool team works there, I'll ask her next Wednesday what they wear.

This may be the greatest thread I have ever read. Yes, it cost me a couple of hours out of my day, but it was well worth it.

Then picking a job where you have to get strangers to desire to want you to let them cut their hair seems like a swing and a miss for her.

Amichele, your boyfriend is fine with it, so if you're interested, how much would you want to be paid to go on a date with a 2p2er? Just dinner or something, nothing more, only English will be spoken. You're a student who needs cash, plus you seem fun and open to new things.

It'd be pretty entertaining for everyone here as well so it's a win/win. You might even help a nice guy be a little less shy. Or get the number of a cashed up accountant, doctor or lawyer as a backup plan, in case WVU ever starts passing out on your lawn from huffing again, or loses his newfound car status.

I'm sure we could get someone out of the dating thread who wants to do it and give a trip report.

Business question for OP...

Is there a sister college where people go to become shampoo girls?

WVU?

Why don't you just come out and tell us which of your family members has been stood up by their stylist before?

I actually get my hair cut at the Paul Mitchell Saloon here. It takes forever as they won't use clippers, and just scissor cut. But its always looked great, and I prefer it to Cost Cutters or whatever. And for $13 I think its a good deal.

Are you serious? I can't tell if you are trolling here or not. You've been around the block enough times to know how many people out there behave this way as part of their standard routine. How is this at all surprising for you?


markksman is consistently killing it itt. Best poster here after OP.


Why would you ever do this instead of a trip report?


A+++

When I was little there was this barbershop my mom used to take me and my three brothers to in town. There were three older guys who cut hair there. Two of the guys were fine but one guy looked like Fred Mertz and he would destroy you hair and cut the crap out of you. All of us hated him and with their being four of us the odds of one of us getting him every trip was guaranteed. It was the haircut lotto of doom.

To this very day I am still very disturbed about getting my hair cut. In fact my last hair cut was to cut off my hair after growing it out for several years to donate it. That is the second time I have done that. All because of the Evil Fred Mertz. My hair is normally either fairly short, or very long. So there is the truth I hate hair stylists.

Oh yeah also one time when I was little I think my mom actually cut my hair with a real stainless steel bowl on my head, but the memory is kind of foggy.

So there it is.. All my bitterness and hatred is deepseated from some man who died long ago who DID not even go to Haircutting Junior College, I am sure. Since that time what have I had 50-100 one night stands with stylists getting this hair cut or that, asking me if I want it rounded or squared in the back, never ever ever remembering what I said the previous time. "A three on the sides blended in with it shortened on top" I would say over and over with rote memorization as I let one clipper after another cut my hair, not caring and just wanting it to end as quickly as possible. I realize now this torture and pain related to me and hair cuts and styling has been suppressed so deeply in me and now it has all come to the surface.

Imagine if I finally worked up the courage to once again go get my hair cut and I got yeotaed because it was an optional week. I would be a freaking mess. It is not right, it is just not right. You tell someone you are going to cut their hair, you cut their gdamn hair and you don't hurt them and you don't make them cry.

Rofl Fred Mertz references ITT.

WVU also giving advice in the online dating thread just makes reading this so much better.

There used to place in WV that was rumored to provide haircuts and BJs at the same time.

Also, WVU please change your screen name.

Dominic,

On a scale of 1-10, how mature are these two compared to the average porn star/let?

In before she gets pregnant again.