If they go the way of my parents they'll also have a shotgun wedding when she's 2 months pregnant.

Well not with that sort of attitude you won't

Why do I feel like calling her salon a saloon is actually pretty accurate?

All of you need Jesus.

Glad to see that true romance is alive and well in today's world. What a story this will all make for the grandchildren one day!

To be fair, it is pretty hard to get a DUI when you don't have a car.

This is wonderful. Fwiw, I'm going to sodomize my wife tonight in honor of this thread.

This is the most romantic thing I've seen all week. These kids could learn something from you about keeping that spark alive.

WVU,

I think it's sorta funny how none of your DUIs was due to drinking!

me too

Since I can only seem to get anything from him on here, I have a question for you WVU,....

Why do you think it was okay for you to always post all about me and very private, personal things about me online and then when I do it back to show you how it feels, you break up with me and make this such a huge issue? You've cheated on me twice, you've humiliated me on here and other things. Yet you think your behavior was acceptable and what I did is unforgivable? Does anyone think this is hypocritical and not right?

Why are you making it such a huge issue if it's not okay for WVU to make it such a huge issue?

How did u even find out he was posting **** about you in this forum anyway??

I am reasonably sure (more than 50%) in concluding that the "gross act" was WVU paying for sex of some sort. This fits with everything we have heard and know and also makes sense that amichelle was on the other end recently, i.e. she has taken money for sex.

this is all my opinion and allegedly obv!

ami, seriously.

Trash this relationship, stop doing it half assed. This guy is a loser, stop firing shots then trying to win him back. Everyone thinks he a pos anyway, they just want to get a rise out of you for entertainment. Just empty your clip on him, and stop responding.

You're the ****ing stupid ass that stayed with him after he cheated.... TWICE. get a ****ing grip, this is starting to piss me off.

WVU just say you ****ed it up.... and then the healing process can begin!

she woke up one morning and there was a slice of pimento loaf stuck to her ass...the pimentos spelled out "CHECK OOT". It was a miracle, really, and a sign from God

You were participating in the thread and had a Q&A with people. You told me you didn't care. Had you told me it bothered you or asked me to stop. I would have.

Then you get mad at me and make the "boyfreind obessed with computer thread"

Flash forward and you make this thread with the intent of pissing me off. You didn't really piss me off, you only confirmed what I didn't want to believe about you is actually true. You're a vengeful and vindictive pathological liar. I always had your back through so much (a lot more than the people on here know) but now I really don't want to. You also didn't understand that it isn't my job to make you feel better all the time. You exhausted me.

Grow up, do well, and succeed if you want to make me regret not wanting you in my life

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Frankly I think they should get back together to spare anyone else their silliness.