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suzzler,

we've heard about the 53 year old, but what's the youngest chick you've been with in the past 5 years (please don't say 53)

Talks to her Mom everyday. Goal seems to be to stay in the US and go to university. She likes to parachute. In Lithuania apparently they let you go solo your first time. That's pretty awesome. She seemed pretty impressed by all the places I've traveled. But obviously I've got 20 years on her there. Not much else in the way of goals that I could gather.

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This is probably part of the reason she's into you.

You're looking sharp these days, Matt. Keep up the good work.

She's young, but she's a pretty girl and given the fact that she is Eastern European and living in the US she's likely to be pretty mature for her age. I say go for it.

Did you know that blond is for men and blonde is for women? I learned this disturbingly late in life.

This rule isn't followed strictly anymore though. Just thought of it as the spelling changed a few times in the story.

As far as advice, speaking as somebody who does not know you at all I would say go for it. When you pulled that maneuver with the car weren't you daydreaming "hey maybe this could happen?" When something ACTUALLY happens are you just gonna give it up like that?

I wish you the best of luck.

suzzer you're a handsome looking guy, congrats on your weight loss.

yet another inspiration for me to continue on my diet.

take her back to your woodshed and show her your meat puppet

I have no idea what the question is here. If you are concerned she is just looking to get married/visa, string her along, bone her and move on. No sweat off your back. If you're concerned about your friend and her daughter, her daughter will be 30 in 13 years, would you not date a 30-year old at 53? If she is honest with you, and you are honest with her, there is no problem. If she is a scammer, CYA and game her better. Your friends shouldn't think less if you as long as you don't screw over a cool chick or fall for a scammer. But I'll cut to the chase;

You're 40 and can pass for 44. Your best days for looks are FAR behind you, and were never that great in the first place, and a hot girl of legal age with no creepy familial/friend connections seems interested. If you don't pursue it, you will hate yourself, and I will hate you too. Do it for all of us old guys who can't.

Get your Nabokov on, legally even.

Hey suzzer your good pal mr adam d over here. Very typical you at the beginning of this story but then you reorganized your thoughts and realized your mistakes. For that I applaud you my friend. You did very well when talking to her evidenced by the length of time you were talking to her. However, all hope is not lost. Given your lack of desire to pursue this, which no one can blame you for, I volunteer to be introduced to your new blonde friend. I am 20 years old, already live in Southern California and I love good looking girls. Cya later man!

Damn Suzz, nice turnaround in those pics

Probably a UTI.

Lol Daliman if this were anyone but you I would be so annoyed. But somehow I think you actually mean well here. Bless your heart.

But you're wrong on at least half. I generally get mid-late 30s if people guess. As far as the looks stuff I dunno. I never said I was Bard Pitt. But I don't think I'm hideously ugly either. So I will seek a second opinion if you don't mind.

Tell you what. You find me a hot 32-year old who loves animals, might want to have kids but not instantly, can hold her own in a vaguely intellectual conversation, and is a crazy depraved oily monkey in bed - and we have a deal sir.

You need to put not morbidly obese in that description imo.

Edit: Hot covers it. I'm posting on the internet on a Saturday night.

Edit2: ↓ See my edit.

Edit3: ⇩ better arrow.

"hot" covers that pretty well, for most of us anyway

LA is a supermagnet for young hot foreign girls looking for older American men to take care of them. Sometimes it's pampering for sex. Sometimes it's free sex with hopes of mesmerizing you into marriage. An ex's Dad in LA just married some hot chick from Honduras or w/e.

In any case, what Phildo said. She'll be letting you sample the goods first, whatever her intentions. Honestly, if she's one of these girls, you're better looking than most of the dudes they end up with. Invite her to SF ldo.

grunching, but she is an adult, so go for it

Suzzer, you need to follow up after the appropriate time and get a date with this girl.



A couple weeks ago on Martha's Vineyard, I'm in a bar full of hotties and my wife says "Tee hee, how's it feel to know most of the women here are about half your age?"

I had a good glow on, so "Tee hee...make no mistake, honey: If we were divorced or whatever I'd have no problem trying to bang them..." was the obv answer.



The only thing wrong with 19 is the drinking, but that's nothing a little dinner at Chez Suzzair can't remedy.

Here's what I can do for you: unattractive 28 year old with two kids, attempts to make up for being a loser in high school by sexing everyone and a dumb piece of ****.

Awesome.

I lost like 10 lbs. so for the sake of before and after I'll join the mix also:


BEFORE:





AFTER:

PM DS for tips obv.

uh wtf, yes hit it.

nice brag about the 53 year old. Met a girl this past week I was sure was ~19, turned out to be 30. I wasn't sure if i should be impressed, turned on, disgusted, etc

dear suzzer,

Please touch her breasts.

Take pics of her breasts somehow

Make OOT happy

Thanks!