This is the hottest thing ever you moron.

Let's talk about why this thread title has no apostrophe.

I was afraid it might be a little awkward, maybe need tiny bit of alcohol to loosen things up.

Op, I'll **** your g/f for 100$. Send pics first though please.

That's what I did, if you consider a pint of bourbon to be a tiny bit. Plus weed and coke ldo.

Thats a fair bit of stuff, maybe better with less?

I feel nervous/excited even thinking about this

For a brief moment, I thought I was the only one on 2p2 that found it hot. Thank you sir

Hey jackass, it isn't "normal" for the average person to enjoy watching his wife/long term gf get ****ed by another dude. If you like it then fine, but calling someone a moron because his opinion is is different then yours, makes you sound like a idiot.

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Obv I don't actually think you or whoever was a moron, but the whole point is that it's such a terrible thing and that the horribleness multiplies the pleasure (for weirdos like me).

I'm not into S&M or any of that though.

Exactly. Those numbers seem pretty skewed to me.

Lets say they go to a swingers club to take some poll about this. Well, the types who are at the swingers club are likely repeat customers and thus are more likely to actually be into it.

Hypothetical: the club has 10 couples who comes every single week who say it's awesome...and then rotates through 3 couples every single week who try it once, think it was awful, and never do it again. After 50 weeks you still have 10 couples who say they enjoyed it while 150 couples said it was stupid and terrible. But if you show up on just one week to get a 'random' sampling (or attempt to) then it will like it's 10 to 3 in favor of swinging instead of 150 to 10 against.

And I agree with the other poster about the idea that sex with the same partner doesn't HAVE to get boring after a few years....and at only 23? Seems a reasonable chance you're just doing it wrong or don't have awesome chemistry in the sack or something.

So you're gonna be with a guy?

i dated a chick a while back, saw her for 2 years. she was fine looking, even did some modeling -- pics in apartment sales mags. anyway, she was bisexual. never would have been able to tell from looking at her, very feminine.

so i take her to a club where this stuff goes down.

absolutely freaking wild!!!!!!

the **** i saw will never leave my brain. contrary to what some might think there were some damn sexy women there and it was unbelievable.

saw this super hot thin chick spread out on a table while some hot blonde was eating her snatch while a dozen people encircled the two.

much more

i still fantasize about it to this day.

never carried thru with any of it cuz i was freaked out and she had strong religious convictions except when she drank wine then it went out the window.

if it ever went down it would have been strictly her and another woman getting down. plus there is no way i would ever be comfortable seeing another dude pork my woman. would never happen.

The owner of one of the liquer stores in my home town is a well established swinger. He use to be on the city counsil and has a kind of hot/trashy looking wife, seems intelligent but I feel like he's undressing me with his eyes when he speaks to me.

He could have always been this way for all I know but it's creepy.

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That cartoon girl is hot.

Glad to see this thread get a little serial.

Who is Henry and where is he? Does he exists or am I levelled?

Stick around, you'll find out.

I'm about to collapse into my bed, so I'm too tired to MSPaint a BatSignal that illuminates Henry's avatar in the sky over the city. Maybe one of you morning people could get to work on that.

So what did Henry do, details?

make sure you have a bigger wang than the other guy first imo

He just knows everything about everything.

If he has particular knowledge about this topic, that's just gravy.

Please to be giving Henry this custom undertitle

I want the opposite to be honest, and mine is not that big anyway, about 6.2-6.5inch?

S&M is the best MORON