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Old 06-07-2008, 12:50 AM   #1
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Lets play whos the douche

So the wife and I go to see Zohan tonite.

Right in front of us is an entire family, two parents and three kids. Now, when I say kids I mean the youngest was about 6. Next maybe 8 and the other one a little older. For those that haven't seen Zohan yet there are lots of dick and jiz jokes. Like a lot.

After the movie I leaned over and whispered to the guy that he might be the worst parent I've ever seen and asked him if 9.5 weeks was sold out.

Is the douche me or him?
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:52 AM   #2
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Re: Lets play whos the douche

you? mind your own ****ing business
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:53 AM   #3
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you are by 1000000000000 percent...
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:54 AM   #4
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lol at trolling as an op
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:56 AM   #5
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didn't he call you a douchebag to your face to clear up any confusion?
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:59 AM   #6
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He seems pretty nice since he didn't knock you out and all.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:02 AM   #7
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This is just something you thought about doing right???
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:03 AM   #8
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Re: Lets play whos the douche

Ya, felt pretty douchey after I said it.

It was my business tho. You have no idea how hard it is to laugh at a jiz in the face joke with a 6 year old crawling all over the seats around you. Guess I should have just asked him for my 12 bucks back.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:05 AM   #9
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Well thats different. If his kids are annoying and not under control he's a piece of ****.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:06 AM   #10
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Ya, felt pretty douchey after I said it.

It was my business tho. You have no idea how hard it is to laugh at a jiz in the face joke with a 6 year old crawling all over the seats around you. Guess I shouldn't go out in public as I clearly cannot handle common social situations that most humans consider no brainers.
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What'd he say back? Or did you run away after saying it?
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:15 AM   #11
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What'd he say back? Or did you run away after saying it?
He was pretty stunned, stared at me for a second and basically pretended like I didn't say anything. I said what I said matter-of-factly and didn't pound my chest ready to fight or anything. Normally I would doubt that he would do anything around his kids, but he did have his 6 year old at Zohan so who knows.

Anyway, it was a pretty bad decision on my part for sure. For some reason, him bellowing with laughter when Sandler makes his dick wave good-bye in front of his daughter kinda put me on life tilt.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:26 AM   #12
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Damn Adam, that is uber douche
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:36 AM   #13
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what's worse is you saw zohan
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:36 AM   #14
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Damn Adam, that is uber douche
Agreed.

I'm sure we weren't the only ones appalled by it. I shouldn't have said what I said and I have no excuse, but a 6 year old girl? Am I the only one in the world who thinks thats a pretty bad decision for a father?
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:37 AM   #15
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meh who cares
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:38 AM   #16
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wow your all ridiculous saying hes so in the wrong here, seriously a father bringing his kids to this sht is absurd when they are so young and its just moronic. have a little discretion
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:54 AM   #17
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next time u should whip it out peewee herman style and then when the dad gives you a dirty look just say "hey dood, don't bring the kiddies here if they can't handle some adult jokes."
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:03 AM   #18
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A family of five going to see Zohan... Probably cost them around $75+

Your the dousche but they are the idiots.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:03 AM   #19
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Is the douche me or him?
Both of you for paying to see that ****.

You more, though.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:10 AM   #20
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wow your all ridiculous saying hes so in the wrong here, seriously a father bringing his kids to this sht is absurd when they are so young and its just moronic. have a little discretion
How about having a little discretion when you pretty much call someone a bad parent? Maybe he knows very little about Sandler movies, maybe the ones he has seen havn't had crazy over the top stuff in it. Maybe his kids watch Big Daddy 4 times a day and are driving him nuts and he had no idea there would be jizz on faces.

Obviously he made a bad choice, and sucks for taking kids to any movie at all because kids suck at movies, but I mean c'mon.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:11 AM   #21
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if you hadn't seen it, is there any way to tell from the previews that there are inappropriate jokes (for children) in it?
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:12 AM   #22
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Wait, you called a stranger the worst parent ever for taking his kids to a PG-13 movie? Yup, you are the douche.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:21 AM   #23
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if you hadn't seen it, is there any way to tell from the previews that there are inappropriate jokes (for children) in it?
Not really. Like there is a bisexual joke in the preview that would totally go over the head of a pre teen. Just seemed like normal Sandler stuff to me.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:30 AM   #24
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At least you felt bad after saying it Adam, better to be someone who does a douche act than to be just a total douche of a person.

Example of a total douche would be:

"Haha yea I just told this guy he was an awful parent for taking his kids to this movie. It looked like his wife wanted to blow me cause I bitched out her husband so hard."
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:39 AM   #25
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Adam is a huge douche here. Like others have said, the guy probably had little idea there would be so many dick jokes or w/e. Mind your own damn business.
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