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So the wife and I go to see Zohan tonite.

Right in front of us is an entire family, two parents and three kids. Now, when I say kids I mean the youngest was about 6. Next maybe 8 and the other one a little older. For those that haven't seen Zohan yet there are lots of dick and jiz jokes. Like a lot.

After the movie I leaned over and whispered to the guy that he might be the worst parent I've ever seen and asked him if 9.5 weeks was sold out.

Is the douche me or him?

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06-07-2008 , 12:52 AM

LOLDONKBETZ

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you? mind your own ****ing business

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06-07-2008 , 12:53 AM

luckybacon

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you are by 1000000000000 percent...

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06-07-2008 , 12:54 AM

grando

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lol at trolling as an op

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06-07-2008 , 12:56 AM

snagglepuss

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didn't he call you a douchebag to your face to clear up any confusion?

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06-07-2008 , 12:59 AM

Ed P. Furlong, Esq

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He seems pretty nice since he didn't knock you out and all.

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06-07-2008 , 01:02 AM

danvh

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This is just something you thought about doing right???

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06-07-2008 , 01:03 AM

AdamSchwartz

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Ya, felt pretty douchey after I said it.

It was my business tho. You have no idea how hard it is to laugh at a jiz in the face joke with a 6 year old crawling all over the seats around you. Guess I should have just asked him for my 12 bucks back.

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06-07-2008 , 01:05 AM

Ed P. Furlong, Esq

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Well thats different. If his kids are annoying and not under control he's a piece of ****.

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06-07-2008 , 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamSchwartz

FYP

What'd he say back? Or did you run away after saying it?

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06-07-2008 , 01:15 AM

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What'd he say back? Or did you run away after saying it?

He was pretty stunned, stared at me for a second and basically pretended like I didn't say anything. I said what I said matter-of-factly and didn't pound my chest ready to fight or anything. Normally I would doubt that he would do anything around his kids, but he did have his 6 year old at Zohan so who knows.

Anyway, it was a pretty bad decision on my part for sure. For some reason, him bellowing with laughter when Sandler makes his dick wave good-bye in front of his daughter kinda put me on life tilt.

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06-07-2008 , 01:26 AM

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Damn Adam, that is uber douche

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06-07-2008 , 01:36 AM

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what's worse is you saw zohan

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06-07-2008 , 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

Damn Adam, that is uber douche

Agreed.

I'm sure we weren't the only ones appalled by it. I shouldn't have said what I said and I have no excuse, but a 6 year old girl? Am I the only one in the world who thinks thats a pretty bad decision for a father?

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06-07-2008 , 01:37 AM

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meh who cares

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06-07-2008 , 01:38 AM

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wow your all ridiculous saying hes so in the wrong here, seriously a father bringing his kids to this sht is absurd when they are so young and its just moronic. have a little discretion

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06-07-2008 , 01:54 AM

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next time u should whip it out peewee herman style and then when the dad gives you a dirty look just say "hey dood, don't bring the kiddies here if they can't handle some adult jokes."

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06-07-2008 , 02:03 AM

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A family of five going to see Zohan... Probably cost them around $75+

Your the dousche but they are the idiots.

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06-07-2008 , 02:03 AM

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Is the douche me or him?

Both of you for paying to see that ****.

You more, though.

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06-07-2008 , 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by joejoe42004

wow your all ridiculous saying hes so in the wrong here, seriously a father bringing his kids to this sht is absurd when they are so young and its just moronic. have a little discretion

How about having a little discretion when you pretty much call someone a bad parent? Maybe he knows very little about Sandler movies, maybe the ones he has seen havn't had crazy over the top stuff in it. Maybe his kids watch Big Daddy 4 times a day and are driving him nuts and he had no idea there would be jizz on faces.

Obviously he made a bad choice, and sucks for taking kids to any movie at all because kids suck at movies, but I mean c'mon.

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06-07-2008 , 02:11 AM

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if you hadn't seen it, is there any way to tell from the previews that there are inappropriate jokes (for children) in it?

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06-07-2008 , 02:12 AM

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Wait, you called a stranger the worst parent ever for taking his kids to a PG-13 movie? Yup, you are the douche.

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06-07-2008 , 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by napolewan

if you hadn't seen it, is there any way to tell from the previews that there are inappropriate jokes (for children) in it?

Not really. Like there is a bisexual joke in the preview that would totally go over the head of a pre teen. Just seemed like normal Sandler stuff to me.

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06-07-2008 , 02:30 AM

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At least you felt bad after saying it Adam, better to be someone who does a douche act than to be just a total douche of a person.

Example of a total douche would be:

"Haha yea I just told this guy he was an awful parent for taking his kids to this movie. It looked like his wife wanted to blow me cause I bitched out her husband so hard."

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06-07-2008 , 02:39 AM

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Adam is a huge douche here. Like others have said, the guy probably had little idea there would be so many dick jokes or w/e. Mind your own damn business.

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