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***LC Thread for June: Where the immune meet to commune and lampoon the buffoons*** ***LC Thread for June: Where the immune meet to commune and lampoon the buffoons***

06-02-2021 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
What rules would you like to see eliminated?
The unwritten rules.
06-02-2021 , 07:21 PM
Managers need to stay in uniform tho.
06-02-2021 , 07:37 PM
Pitch to the same batter until he gets a hit, flies out or grounds out, or is hit by a pitch.
06-02-2021 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish
Managers need to stay in uniform tho.
I think the owner should be in uniform too. Show some solidarity.
06-02-2021 , 07:55 PM
Eliminating the strikeout would not make baseball better.
06-02-2021 , 07:57 PM
Baseball does seem like the best-officiated sport. Obviously people will gripe about the officials no matter the sport, and obviously MLB umpires **** up, but they really seem to ruin a far lower percentage of games than the officials of the other major sports leagues.
06-02-2021 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
Pitch to the same batter until he gets a hit, flies out or grounds out, or is hit by a pitch.
A pitcher racking up a bunch of strikeouts is more fun to watch than seeing guys rolling over to short.
06-02-2021 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by txdome
A pitcher racking up a bunch of strikeouts is more fun to watch than seeing guys rolling over to short.
C'mon, man. Get baseball back to the way we used to play it as kids before adults tried to tell us how to play it. We always knew better than they did!
06-02-2021 , 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
C'mon, man. Get baseball back to the way we used to play it as kids before adults tried to tell us how to play it. We always knew better than they did!
It's a different sport at some point. More so than Cousin Eddie taking Clark Griswold to the off strip casino.
06-02-2021 , 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeraz
What rules would you like to see eliminated?
the dodgers
06-02-2021 , 09:52 PM
Brass knuckles should be legal for the first and second baseman, shotguns for all outfielders, sandpaper for all pitchers, and machine guns to the managers. Base runners can weld huge stabbing knives. The umpires should be armed with long spears. A set death/dismemberment rate and or quota will be set for each game. Baseball could then be almost as entertaining as back in the great days of the Roman Coliseum
06-02-2021 , 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Brass knuckles should be legal for the first and second baseman, shotguns for all outfielders, sandpaper for all pitchers, and machine guns to the managers. Base runners can weld huge stabbing knives. The umpires should be armed with long spears. A set death/dismemberment rate and or quota will be set for each game. Baseball could then be almost as entertaining as back in the great days of the Roman Coliseum
Just go watch some old faces of death vids you sick ****.
06-02-2021 , 10:17 PM
06-03-2021 , 08:19 AM
Players should get paid via stats. $100 per hit. $500 for a successful steal. -$500 for a caught stealing.
06-03-2021 , 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Eliminating the strikeout would not make baseball better.
06-03-2021 , 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LKJ
Baseball does seem like the best-officiated sport. Obviously people will gripe about the officials no matter the sport, and obviously MLB umpires **** up, but they really seem to ruin a far lower percentage of games than the officials of the other major sports leagues.
Armando Galarraga tho too

06-03-2021 , 10:32 AM
Ball and strike calls on the corners are basically random.
06-03-2021 , 01:23 PM
If players come off the bench for something happening on the field, the game is stopped and both teams(or the team that left their bench) are given a loss.

Tired of the man-babies all puffing their chests out and posturing with each other for the dumbest shite. Dids Seal af.

Throwing at a player should be an insta-ejection and next-start suspension too.
06-03-2021 , 02:07 PM
Happy Birthday McLovin. You old dog you.

Spoiler:
06-03-2021 , 02:14 PM
We got you a cake, but it's shaped like a dick.
06-03-2021 , 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 27offsuit
If players come off the bench for something happening on the field, the game is stopped and both teams(or the team that left their bench) are given a loss.

Tired of the man-babies all puffing their chests out and posturing with each other for the dumbest shite. Dids Seal af.

Throwing at a player should be an insta-ejection and next-start suspension too.
Doing away with this greatness would be a shame.

edit: apparently all vids of the Amir Garrett taking on the entire Pirates team can't be embedded.

06-03-2021 , 02:51 PM
This is how real men settle scores

06-03-2021 , 03:17 PM
Baseball is great for taking a nap.

I don't think I've ever actually watched a baseball game from start to finish.
06-03-2021 , 05:35 PM
So some wish to take a basically boring game and make it even more boring!

Football (soccer) is also basically boring which is why the European Scum like it so much. Usually there is more spilled blood and guts and action by the brain-dead Euro Trash Fans than with anything that occurs on the field. During the match the footballers fall down and grasp their ankles and fake it and scream bloody death. But there is no fake in the: Lets all rumble after a win!
06-03-2021 , 05:37 PM
Europeans are Buffoons.

      
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