I know you're probably too ****ing dense to understand this, but we're mocking the op, not the guys' death

You know what else is in horribly bad taste? ************. But ************ is awesome, healthy and the absolutely best way to ******** imo. And I'm not giving it up just because there is a commie in the white house.

I can already see that, except that in doing so you end up using the guy's death to mock him.

The two cases seem very different somehow.

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Checkmate.

This thread is now the number 1 google result for subchampion

But that means we are no longer subchampions

Quite sublime.

Place to be obv

Never explain, lagdonk

so is getting beaten to death more or less tragic than say leukemia? how about something you may or may not be able to successfully control, like heart disease or high blood pressure? kinda tragic maybe? i mean the darwin awards are very exclusive awards; they don't just hand them out to everyone. how many people do you think die a deserved death vs a tragic one?

also i think age should be taken into account. a 4 year old dying even of its own stupidity is clearly far more tragic than this guy eating it because let's face it, he's no spring chicken.

you could even argue that he should have known to remove himself from the premises before the situation escalated. i've seen the pictures on p5s. there weren't any gypsies beating him the minute he walked in the door.

FWIW last night I posted on OOT about my brother dying from leukemia and the very next post was someone saying they had a good laugh about it. You have to roll with the punches here.

Tragic death, hilarious obituary. What was your funny leukemia story metaname?

Metaname just flew in from leukemia and boy are his white blood cells tired

Really mixing it up with the names there!

Google weights its results according to what sites you've frequGONZO POV BLOWJOB M&Ms BUTTPLUG MORMONS ANUS. Sites you've visited more often, afaik.

I'll be honest, as leukemia jokes go that's not great.

This is not true. People are clearly mocking his death as well as the OP.

How many gypsy 5 year olds can you guys take on?

it seems to be subsiding though

Only because of how ridiculous some of the statements made by the OP were

n₁ - n₂

This thread was spectacular. The highlight was "heart of a sub-champion". Thanks guys.

They're both tragic. When we say that something was tragic, we generally don't ask something like, "how tragic was it?" Clearly, a 4 year old dying because s/he couldn't have possibly known any better is more tragic.

Wow. And I actually gave you the benefit of the doubt, despite how easy that one was.

No, that's just not the case. People would have made those jokes anyway. Not saying that's good or bad, but nobody should pretend that this thread would be perfectly respectful if the OP was better executed.

It was the subchampion that was executed, OP is still with us as far as i know.

what if the 4 year old did something really really stupid though, like knowingly having unprotected sex with an hiv infected prostitute?

we should probably work out some sort of scale so we'll know when it's appropriate to laugh.