SF mission style bacon wrapped hot dog. Mmmmmmmm!!!!
Nice try, but not nearly up to par with a classic El-o-l troll.
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The obvious giveaway was the use of mayo and ketchup on a hot dog, which is never, ever, ever correct and, quite frankly (ducy wat I did there?), is absolutely unforgivable.
Fries and mayo are meant for each other. That's the way fries were meant to be eaten, period. Not with ranch, not with ketchup, not with mustard. That's barbaric.
On the one hand it boggles the mind that Americans disregard and detest this combination, on the other hand... who'd have thought that the people who came up with easy cheese need a little guidance in their kitchen.
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Never had mayonnaise on a hotdog but it sounds very lame. Also I don't think it would mingle well with my mustard, which is mandatory. Sauerkraut very good or jalapenos also work. There used to be a hotdog stand outside this nightclub I used to frequent which did great hotdogs, but possibly sober Rexx may not have been as keen. I make hotdogs once a year and am always a little disappointed, I need to find the right rolls I think or drink more prior to eating one.