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Originally Posted by auralex14
Watched the state of the union speech with some friends from work (mixed company) and we were drinking. By the end we were all talking about how unnecessarily long it was.
Me: Seriously, the greatest speech in American history wasn't more than two minutes long
Beat..a few nods of agreement
Me: The great, Why I Deserve a Blowjob speech I gave my girlfriend last week.
Crickets
It's not a bad joke, but delivery is everything and you seemed to blow it. The pause is obviously necessary, but then you have to get loud about the punch line.