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Originally Posted by marknfw
I've been threatening to become an Official Bandwagon NFL Fan and just pick a new team every season.
No, no you can't do this. There are rules.
Rules also include:
*You get a maximum of one team per sport per level of the sport. Absolutely no exceptions.
*You may never talk to anyone outside of your FF league about fantasy football unless they ask you.
*You may never ask someone outside of your FF league about their fantasy team, thus entrapping the rest of society into better behavior via rule #2.
*During an entire lifetime, you get to blame five total game results across all sports on bad officiating. Be judicious or you'll run out quickly. All other officiating complaints must go silent five minutes after the call has occurred. It's minute six and you're still upset? Rub some dirt on it.