V - As Howard's legal guardian due to mental competence issues, I am instructing you to please update his vote to tails. Also ChipW's vote is clearly negated due to his barbarianism, yak only gets half a vote because he didn't eat his cherry tomaatjes today, and lapka gets two votes because lapka.
Not that the above is generic store-brand stuff, but toilet paper would be a strong contender for #1 on a power ranking of products where a person should go brand name over cheap generic if at all possible.