(1) Tom Brady not in the NFL playoffs

(2) Magnus Carlsen will have lost his title of World Chess Champion to someone from USA#1

(3) Bitcoin up 43% from today's 4pm price (USD).

This has already happened:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Hughes#Death

Tom Hanks?! You animal!

Sony announces all-female reboot of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Thats far worse than even tom hanks dying

the sun will rise

rain will fall somewhere is the world

A buffalo will both run and walk within a 24 hour period

17+18 will continue to be 35

Google Alpha Zero will become the ALL-TIME, goat, unbeatable checkers program. Beating the current unbeatable checkers programs in 1364 moves.

Miranda Kerr will be reigning Miss OOT 2018

Miranda Kerr and myself will be celebrating our first night as a married couple with a gigantic, free for all, gangbang streamed on Tubeyou.com. The worlds leading website after youtube gets snapped off by the bookies.

The last publicly known siting of tupac will occur on this day.

Rocks will continue to rise all over the planet

a sun will "fart"

a son will "burn"

irregardless will be a word.

"I could care less" will overtake "I could not care less" in overall usage.

I will basically almost have exactly 1000 posts.

I intentionally gave 1 false prediction above, can you spot it?

Great post! In related news my grandfather used to kill poisonous snakes he found near the house and give them to our neighbour for cooking purposes.

I too have a feeling that captain has the biggest prophetic powers of all posted in this thread.

Are you planning a trip to the US Lapka?

Pretty sure you wouldn't want to eat a poisonous snake

The probability is > 30% that I will have to travel to USA next year. That is a lot higher than it was this year.

And there are a lot of rattlesnake recipes on the internet. I am pretty sure that you can eat almost any snake.

I always thought they were venomous snakes but there is a possibility that was just family legend. I don't really have anyone to ask to confirm or deny. Our neighbour was very knowledgeable regarding bush tucker.

lol riemann hypothesis unsolved is the easiest prediction ever. come on lolobar.

I think finding a new planet in our solar system is less likely than solving the Reimann Hypothesis. AlphaZero became the best chess player by playing against itself in four hours. Giving it a month to work on number theory may be like giving a team of a million Von Nuemanns a billion years to come up with a solution. But we've been training countless high-powered telescopes around the solar system for decades, to the point we needed to declassify an established planet because we kept finding objects just as suitable of being called planets. The best of those objects are now called dwarf planets, and while we may find more of them in the Kuiper Belt and outward, no way are we finding a new planet.

My prediction: the French Republic will officially rebrand as The French Caliphate.

The word 'science' was banned by the government one day after this post. I'd say we're ahead of schedule.

I thought that it is usual OOT joke, but it seems that it is true....

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ort/957996001/

"In some instances, the analysts were given alternative phrases. Instead of “science-based” or *“evidence-based,” the suggested phrase is “CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community standards and wishes,” the person said. In other cases, no replacement words were immediately offered."

Online poker will still be illegal in the US

That I'll be retired because, sometime in 2018, I told management at my current employer to **** off and decided not to seek other employment.

Well, I might only get part of that done.

Hurry up dude, one month left for that last post

Alobar, getting close to impeachment... but it will take more than 4 weeks I think

Oops

True, assuming you return on schedule

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LOL, I kept my shoes on in my office today for at least 20 minutes.

lol bitcoin

You don’t take your shoes off in the office do you?

Follow up question:

You don’t work alone, do you?

Of course I take my shoes off in my own personal office. I leave them on in the hallways unless it’s really late and nobody else is around if I need to walk to the vending machines or the copy room.

I’d prefer to never wear shoes.