I'm feeling pretty prophetic, so I figured I would start a thread to share my psychic predictions with the world, and then have proof a year from now that I am the second coming. If any of you want to give it a go with the random guesses you pull out of your butt feel free, but just be warned, that this thread will be famous in the future, so millions of eyeballs will see your pathetic attempts and will likely mock and ridicule you. Or maybe since all the "psychics" who charge tons of money for readings bomb at this every single year, no one will care how bad you are!

On January 1st 2019....

Donald Trump will not be president of the united states.

Bitcoin will have a market cap of over 1 trillion dollars.

A 9th planet will have been discovered in our solar system.

An attainable brunette will be Ms. OOT.

The Riemann Hypothesis will remain unsolved.

I will have exactly 40,625 posts on 2p2.

Tom Hanks will be dead

But David S. Pumpkins will live on.

donald trump will be president

artie lange will still be alive

bitcoin probably not that much money

1, 2, 3, 4 and 7 will be wrong. 5 is correct. And six is purely within your control and not worth further discussions.

really? I think the odds 4 is correct is greater than the odds of 5! :P

er, I mean I know they both are correct because I hath seen it in my visions!

For those too lazy to do the math, he's saying 1 bitcoin will be worth >=$60k.

Few hot takes off the top of my head.

The Clintons will have been vanquished from the public eye, due 85% to allegations against bill and 15% to people just generally being sick of them

Dems control both house and Senate

James Franco is reigning best actor winner

A date for the final episode of South Park will have been announced

Specifically on 1/1/19, the big controversy in the sports world will be dozens of top nfl prospects skipping their new years day bowl games

I'll try to think of more. Good thread idea!

There is a massive subjectivity to “attainable,” I suppose. I know the Reimann hypothesis has to do with nontrivial zeros of the zeta function, but the potential proofs are way beyond my ken. I guess my thought is that problem has been around for 150 years already.

0% chance the Reimann hypothesis is solved. Thats the joke howard. smh

Well, it’s clearly not zero.

MLYLT will have a bikini body.

unfortunately, none of us will be left alive to appreciate the irony of this tweet:

rounding error

I misread the title as 2018 and thought it was Alobar breaking it to us that he was going back in prison. Possibly I could use this as a prediction for 2019!

Jan 1 2019, exactly 100 days after the last man on earth dies.

#2018'sgonnabeahoot!

Mar 14 1,867,233, something better crawls out of the swamp.

I thought there were going to be 21 million bitcoins by then.

- Harambe rises from the dead
- The Chinese Yuan collapses

This seems correct.

As does this.

Would be awesome to be proven incorrect though.

percentage of girls in OOT will increase
a project to develop warp drive will be started somewhere in the world

Caitlyn will switch back to Bruce
Rogue AI deletes all pics of cats on the Internet

Lapka WILL attack you if this comes true!

OOOOOO that is true! I need to urgently start develop counter AI.

edit: The team working on counter AI

Howard will have sunk to the point of removing his shoes anywhere he has to sit for 5 minutes.


Villian will have escaped from the dungeon his crazy hooker gf currently has him locked up in. He'll never walk right again and have a Theonesque thousand-yard stare though.


Lapka will come to USA #1 for a visit.


Chopstick will be running an orphanage in Africa and making babies w/ a chick he 1st knocked up at the South Pole.


Alobar. Prison. He'll make good use of his 3-5 though by spending every waking minute he's not being raped training for a 100 mile run. He'll then retire on ED's money 24 hours after being released.


Rapini will make a good post.


El Diablo will ascend above the SF materialism, donate all of his worldly possessions to Chopstick's orphanage, and spend his days wandering the US like a hobo to hunt down OOT'ers and troll them in real life while he cooks for them.


Advice seekers will make the leap from ignoring good advice and start heeding what OOT has to say. Many world problems will be solved.


Rexx will spot a poisonous snake in her garden shed and then cut it into shrimp shapes and grill it on the barbie. This will win OOT recipe of the year.


Bitcoin will be at $[@#$@@#$^({redacted-NSA}]

It'll be 420 all day every day in USA #1.


WOXOF will get back behind the controls and save the lives of everyone onboard after his plane has a catastrophic failure at 30,000'. He'll retire the next day. Not because he's lost his nerve but because it'll be a full time job vetting the bj offers.


The power company will have somehow stolen my land.

+rep will be freed!

- Bryce Harper becomes MLB's first $500M contract
- Football fans contemplate the first on-field fatality