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To make coffee, you put a filter in the thing and dump the coffee in. Click the button.

To use the pods, you put the pod in the thing. Click the button.

You're welcome in advance.

I can make coffee on a traditional machine, but the pod ones nah. I tried at my old job and gave up after a few tries.

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12-23-2021 , 10:04 PM

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Zeno

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Even some women have enough brains to know how to make good coffee. But mostly they are just good servers.

Check out the old coffee thread to figure out how to make a excellent cup of Joe.

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12-23-2021 , 10:09 PM

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jmakin

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Originally Posted by nutella virus

You brag about weird things

wait, what am i bragging about?

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12-24-2021 , 01:46 AM

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gregorio

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First you buy a Charger, and now, free unsweetened tea and sometimes Cheetos. God forbid you ever figure out how to use a Keurig

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12-24-2021 , 06:28 AM

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RunDownHouse.

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Originally Posted by jmakin

I dont like my tea fancy, just black. They have refrigerated tea, sweetened and unsweetened. Saw some stuff like yogurt in there too but I dont love yogurt, although I try because the greek kind is good for my stomach. Today there were no more unsweetened teas which sucked. I hate sweetness, my palate cannot stand it except in diet pepsi/coke which arent really that sweet. There’s coffee and hot tea dispensers but I’ve not played with those, they probably have pods and stuff for whatever those things are called. Tbh i dont know how to work those machines so I dont use them.

Snacks are pretty basic like nuts, chips, sweets, etc. I wish they had healthier offerings than processed crap, like fresh fruit or something. Nothing too crazy, the only thing I really like that they have is flaming hot cheetos, but those go really fast and don’t come back quickly.

There's so much dissonance in here it's actually hard to parse, but "my palate cannot stand [sweetness] except in diet coke," towers above everything.

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12-24-2021 , 01:49 PM

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Saklad

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Originally Posted by gregorio

First you buy a Charger, and now, free unsweetened tea and sometimes Cheetos. God forbid you ever figure out how to use a Keurig

Ate up Fumunda

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12-25-2021 , 01:02 AM

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Aceium

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Originally Posted by jmakin

I can make coffee on a traditional machine, but the pod ones nah. I tried at my old job and gave up after a few tries.

If you can understand C, you can understand the pod machines.

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12-25-2021 , 09:41 AM

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madlex

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If you can understand C, you can understand the pod machines.

A 5-year old can use a pod machine. Their only selling point is ease-of-use.

A couple of years ago I asked a business partner “since when do you guys have a Nespresso?” and he’s like “since management sent out an email that specified what we’re not supposed to ask team assistants to do”. I laughed for a second until I realized he was being serious.

My wife has a new colleague who joined from a different department after her split up with another employee (25 years her senior) in that department. Apparently she’s trying to talk to my wife all day long without any filter about all kinds of NSFW stuff. What are supposed to do with people who even ignore headphones clues?

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12-25-2021 , 02:23 PM

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gregorio

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How many 5 year-olds.....

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12-25-2021 , 02:59 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Only one is needed to use a pod machine apparently.

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12-25-2021 , 03:19 PM

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Steve350

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Even babs could make coffee in a Keurig.

Spoiler:

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12-26-2021 , 10:49 AM

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DarkOne

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05-15-2022 , 09:24 PM

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Got a list of dos and don’ts when discussing innovation with a retailer: “don’t commit, but talk ‘glide path’ and ‘learning journey’ to identify what needs to be true.”

****ing kill me.

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