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I just saw a screen shot of this status and it's seriously funny XD. The one who posted it was a girl.

STATUS: I want my first daughter to be a girl <3

LOL xD

If I wasn't taking a **** (in a toilet), I would probably have **** my pants. Too funny..

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05-31-2014 , 12:31 PM

#24503

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From a 33 year-old chick that graduated college with me:

"Ok Facebook family. I need your help. Looking for a family vaca spot for five nights this summer. Requirements: 2 bedroom suite, on the beach, outdoor pool, room service, no more than a five hour drive from my home in Bucks County. It hasn't been an easy search. Came up with a couple spots in Wildwood that have all but room service and Gurneys in the Hamptons. Any other ideas?"

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05-31-2014 , 12:40 PM

#24504

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

**** like this is why I removed facebook from my phone. Don't need to have access to this kind of stupidity on the go.

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05-31-2014 , 12:56 PM

#24505

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,572

I have all this money to take a luxurious vacation, will you peons plan it for me?

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05-31-2014 , 01:16 PM

#24506

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by TBobLP

I have all this money to take a luxurious vacation, will you peons plan it for me?

Really tempted to leave this comment. I don't care if she defriends me.

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05-31-2014 , 01:18 PM

#24507

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

TBob,

Asking friends for referrals/suggestions is completely standard/normal/cool IMO.

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05-31-2014 , 01:32 PM

#24508

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

ED,

Yeah but she is taking it to a whole new level.

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05-31-2014 , 01:39 PM

#24509

Aksdal

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 34,199

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Originally Posted by TBobLP

I have all this money to take a luxurious vacation, will you peons plan it for me?

Wildwood, NJ is the budgetest of vacation locations

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05-31-2014 , 02:01 PM

#24510

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,186

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Originally Posted by Aksdal

Wildwood, NJ is the budgetest of vacation locations

I learned this from Daryl Hannah in Wall Street.

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05-31-2014 , 02:11 PM

#24511

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,269

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Originally Posted by Aksdal

Wildwood, NJ is the budgetest of vacation locations

I think it's kind of a ripoff but with none of the class, which is kind of like life in NJ in general.

Kind of a fun place, though, if you don't mind a beach so wide it's like crossing the Sahara to get to the water.

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05-31-2014 , 02:50 PM

#24512

Snafu'd

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,128

So apparently [insert her 6 year old boy's name here] was on top of my car playing last night in the garage and decided to put many things up there, including his old t ball helmet...I was not aware of this..and got in the car to go and about 45 seconds later, I thought the sky was falling and Jesus had come back. I think God had a laugh with that one...

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05-31-2014 , 05:04 PM

#24513

Lagtastic

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,794

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Originally Posted by Snafu'd

Wow, terrible parent, bad driver, AND religious. She sucks.

Also ocean city >>>>>> wildwood

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05-31-2014 , 05:42 PM

#24514

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,195

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I'm pretty sure Gurneys was on an episode of Hotel Impossible – as an aging crumbling resort well past its prime. Think lots of dark wood paneling and cheesy nautical themes. It's in Montauk, not exactly the Hamptons.

http://www.travelchannel.com/tv-show...inn-montauk-ny

Maybe Anthony turned it around though.

Last edited by suzzer99; 05-31-2014 at 05:51 PM.

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05-31-2014 , 05:51 PM

#24515

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

Suzzer, gman:

This is exactly why Facebook is great for posting stuff like that so you can get feedback on options you're looking at and suggestions for better choices from people who have been there!

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05-31-2014 , 05:52 PM

#24516

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,195

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

ED,

Yeah but she is taking it to a whole new level.

Epic fail as usual.

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05-31-2014 , 05:54 PM

#24517

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,195

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Yes but apparently it offends delicate sensibilities when you erroneously use "The Hamptons" as a general location in one of your possible vacation destinations.

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05-31-2014 , 05:56 PM

#24518

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,195

If you'd like to make fun/gawk at actual rich kids posting obnoxious selfies from private jets and such: http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/

Ok 3 pages of that is about all I can take.

I'm not crying because they're so much richer than I'll ever be. I'm crying because they'll never know real life struggles. How sad for them.

Last edited by suzzer99; 05-31-2014 at 06:05 PM.

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05-31-2014 , 06:10 PM

#24519

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

lol, poor bastards.

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05-31-2014 , 06:19 PM

#24520

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,359

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Not true, one year daddy might only buy them one Porsche

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05-31-2014 , 10:10 PM

#24521

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,271

One thing I've learned from that site is rich people like to wear some ugly clothes/accessories.

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05-31-2014 , 10:13 PM

#24522

JDiamond364

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,205

I had to stop when I got to:

#sadandwealthy

Sent from my SGH-M919 using 2+2 Forums

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05-31-2014 , 10:19 PM

#24523

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Epic fail as usual.

Well what do you mean

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05-31-2014 , 10:23 PM

#24524

Chris DolMeth

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 721

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

**** my life

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05-31-2014 , 10:30 PM

#24525

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,186

stupid rich jerks taking pictures of themselves having fun while socializing. makes me sick. if i was rich id donate it all to charity!

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