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11-24-2013 , 03:56 PM

#20251

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

Way too much reality TV these days imo.

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11-24-2013 , 06:30 PM

#20252

deaders

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,762

It's good for a laugh to have one or two conspiracy tards on facebook just to see the image macros about Fluoride and their desperation to prove to the rest of the world that they actually are a unique snowflake who sees through everything that rest of us sheeple are blind to.

All from the same person:

-Einstein

Last edited by deaders; 11-24-2013 at 06:43 PM.

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11-24-2013 , 06:38 PM

#20253

Gorgonian

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,192

haha "Bush, Putin, and China's president"

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11-24-2013 , 06:50 PM

#20254

His Boy Elroy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,881

i feel bad that i cant figure out what starts with M

medicine?

mongolia?

meg ryan?

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11-24-2013 , 07:10 PM

#20255

deaders

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,762

Spoiler:

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11-24-2013 , 07:21 PM

#20256

d10

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,513

Probably Monsanto. Conspiritard and vegan hipster worlds collide.

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11-24-2013 , 09:04 PM

#20257

TheChamp11

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,953

If he pushes her in her wheelchair during the run then WHY IS HE CARRYING HER IN THE PICTURE

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11-24-2013 , 09:06 PM

#20258

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

yeah its monsanto. people who post about monsanto post a lot about them so im guessing they expect people to remember their older posts

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11-24-2013 , 09:08 PM

#20259

LostOstrich

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

either way he's clearly cheating, good to see these things exposed

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11-24-2013 , 09:09 PM

#20260

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Originally Posted by TheChamp11

If he pushes her in her wheelchair during the run then WHY IS HE CARRYING HER IN THE PICTURE

he sort of just sounds like a douchebag to me. like why is he doing this? she probably wants to watch cartoons and hang out with her mates, but no daddy wants to use her as a resistance weight while he works out

Last edited by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S; 11-24-2013 at 09:16 PM. Reason: on second read realised it says "year", not "week". considerable less douchey now

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11-24-2013 , 10:44 PM

#20261

TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,605

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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

Bwhahaha ****ing spot on.

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11-24-2013 , 10:50 PM

#20262

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

lol at this picture.

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11-25-2013 , 12:41 AM

#20263

wheelflush

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,381

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Originally Posted by Alobar

So this girl who used to be attractive but is now fat changes her facebook picture (which has been a pic of her nephew for like the last 2 years or something...like I said, she got fat) to a old pic of her when she was still good looking. It gets 30 likes and a ton of comments like "you look amazing!", shes actively participating with "thank yous" and what not, then someone finally asks her how old this pic is, and its several days before she responds to say "its from like 7 years ago, but I basically look the same", lol.

sorry, i just thought of the perfect comment (until she came clean):
Just say, "You've changed!"

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11-25-2013 , 12:47 AM

#20264

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

That fluoride pic might be the dumbest thing I've seen posted itt.

I guess the person that made it also thinks it's stupid to take an aspirin for a headache or any other oral medications for internal problems.

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11-25-2013 , 01:04 AM

#20265

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Really into my twitter feed, everything is pretty much DEN v NE then ami gets caught hating =/

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11-25-2013 , 02:21 AM

#20266

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

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Originally Posted by deaders

Einstein,

fyp

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11-25-2013 , 02:50 AM

#20267

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

How does that guy do a triathlon every year with his 13 year old daughter? Does she not age?

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11-25-2013 , 03:17 AM

#20268

Phatsac

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 463

Cerebral Palsy girl hates Triathalon Day.

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11-25-2013 , 03:46 AM

#20269

punkass

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 12,474

Every year after gets just a little bit harder, so he has to train that much more. Each year, he hates her a little bit more.

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11-25-2013 , 04:36 AM

#20270

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,263

An older, Tea-Party Facebook friend posted this:

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?"

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Turks, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."

I replied:

"There are no Christians in the Star Trek future either, because most religion has died out as silly superstition."

Him: "That's not funny."

Other, various comments:

--That's not true because Star Trek is all about Christianity and the search for Jesus's grace. Obviously.
--Amen!
--All Muslims should die.
--I think McCoy was a Southern Baptist.

I waited awhile longer and then commented:

"Also, Sulu wasn't Japanese - he's Chinese. But what the hell, they all look the same, right?"
--

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11-25-2013 , 04:36 AM

#20271

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Originally Posted by rjoefish

How does that guy do a triathlon every year with his 13 year old daughter? Does she not age?

this would be why i read it as week i guess.

for some reason there is a tendency now for people to find a picture on the internet, then add some bull**** story to it so it gets viral more easily.

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11-25-2013 , 06:26 AM

#20272

wheelflush

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,381

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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

for some reason there is a tendency now for people to find a picture on the internet, then add some bull**** story to it so it gets viral more easily.

Hint: it starts with M.

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11-25-2013 , 07:02 AM

#20273

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Tell your friend that if he's going to post something he should check some facts first.

Kirk is American. He was born in Iowa.
Shatner is Canadian.
Pine is American.

Chekov is Russian.
Koenig is American.
Yelchin is Russian.

Scotty is Scottish
Doohan is Canadian.
Pegg is English.

Sulu is American. He was born in California.
Takei is American.
Cho is Korean.

I hate when people post stupid **** without taking a few mins to check facts.