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I am on fb, although I don't use my real name. But you're right, I have no use for annoying vapid idiots who believe they have all sorts of brilliant insights into the human condition.

As long as you set it up...I'll knock it down:

So what are you doing here?

(Kidding--I know there are no vapid idiots here in OOT)

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04-01-2011 , 08:51 AM

#177

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by supafrey

I definitely have an album of food pictures on my facebook and some of my friends regularly like/comment on individual pics. I wonder how many people have blocked me because of it. Hmm.

I don't usually care what people have in their albums - I think its totally reasonable to have food pictures or baby pictures (within reason) or whatever on Facebook. It's a way of sharing something in your life with some subgroup of friends that's interested in it.

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04-01-2011 , 08:55 AM

#178

YouWishFish

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This just in, bi-polar woman now declares she hates all humanity in a span of 10, yes 10! minutes!

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I hate girls haha. They're so bitchy and overreact when it comes to men

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Men, each and EVERY one of you are *******s.

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04-01-2011 , 10:23 AM

#179

suzzer99

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Ron Burgundy finally got a FB account?

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04-01-2011 , 11:38 AM

#180

sublime

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i love facebook fwiw, easy way to keep in touch with people you like, but probably not enough to ever call or visit.

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04-01-2011 , 01:44 PM

#181

Pudge714

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I can't wait to see all the hilarious April Fools jokes today.

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04-01-2011 , 03:47 PM

#182

Apathy

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This thread really started turning against the OP when everyone started calling out people who post song lyrics...

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04-01-2011 , 04:33 PM

#183

suzzer99

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Ha ha

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04-01-2011 , 04:36 PM

#184

snagglepuss

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in my slight defense it is usually just a single line of words which i like the look of

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Originally Posted by dumb girl who does bitch a lot

do believe this is America, and goddammit I will bitch all day, everyday because its my freedom as a citizen. So **** you. kthx bitchesssss

pudge,
only april fools sighting for me was a girl who posted a picture of a positive birth control test. it took 6 comments until someone went with an 'april fools?!'

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04-01-2011 , 05:07 PM

#185

YB2009

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so ya. today this person i know hung himself, at approximately 11 am this morning in a park close to his girlfriends house from the swings. This after them breaking up yesterday. we weren't good friends or anything, but i knew him.

went to her facebook, to see what was being said. didn't even get past the first page of people chiming in to see it..."hold your head high!" "It's not your fault, keep your chin up!" and last but not least, and I am absolutely positive these people are not doing it on purpose, this mixed in with a bunch of other "I'm here for you" type words from this one other chic..."dont hang your head."

just. wow.

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04-01-2011 , 05:53 PM

#186

suzzer99

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You sure it's not an April Fool's joke?

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04-01-2011 , 06:16 PM

#187

YB2009

dats ruff

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

You sure it's not an April Fool's joke?

positive, it's on the news and everything. the last wall post was removed becuz someone must have clued the person in to what they were saying. and just like that there are 2 more. is it maybe im just sensitive to the cause, or are these people really being incredibly stupid with the comments?

these are the last 2 i see, in exact words, fresh ones:

"for youu bella , msg me if you ever need ANYTHING .. stay strongg & keep your chin up ! ♥"

"im sorry to hear! as much as this might not mean anything but my heart goes out to you, time is all it takes your a strong girl! keep that beautiful face held up high ♥ "

wtf?

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04-01-2011 , 06:31 PM

#188

lagdonk

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loool

tell me "hang in there" made an appearance at some point?

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04-01-2011 , 06:32 PM

#189

Lazy-Maze

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posted by old beardy canadian dude
Club MUZIQUE totally rocked tonight eh,managed to smuggle in some super-strength chronic (fanny packs ftw) which I ended up offloading to some bugged out poker players in town for the night and looking to get high,then spent the rest of the evening gyrating up against 3 of the hottest looking trannies Montreal has ever seen

werd

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04-01-2011 , 06:47 PM

#190

Lagtastic

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Originally Posted by Lazy-Maze

werd

The greatest facebook status updates ever thread is that way

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04-01-2011 , 06:55 PM

#191

Dids

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I mean I have no interest in every wearing a fanny back or dancing with trannies, but I don't really think that status fits in with this thread.

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04-01-2011 , 07:49 PM

#192

YB2009

dats ruff

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Originally Posted by lagdonk

loool

tell me "hang in there" made an appearance at some point?

just did on his wall. kinda.

"YOU WERE LIKE A BOTHER. WE MAY NOT HAVE HUNG OUT AS MUCH BUT WE WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACHOTHER. I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS MISS YOU TONS! I'M SORRY :'("

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04-01-2011 , 11:38 PM

#193

suzzer99

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Copy and paste this if you know someone or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of someone who doesn't know anyone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Please, don't forget the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

My friend just posted this, ha ha.

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04-02-2011 , 12:22 AM

#194

jmakin

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lyke, zoh mah gawd, I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND ENGAGEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~!!!~1`

Spoiler:

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04-02-2011 , 12:22 AM

#195

pongo

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Apparently I am really annoying. Sorry everyone.

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04-02-2011 , 12:26 AM

#196

jmakin

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the rules don't apply to hot chicks

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04-02-2011 , 12:37 AM

#197

pongo

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but i am just an obnoxious belly-picture posting pregnant girl now.

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04-02-2011 , 01:01 AM

#198

Beatngreet415

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I have this won so hard, at least for sheer WTF factor. All my Bhutanese students love FB and the internet in general, but they are just uber-bad at it.

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Originally Posted by my f***ing students

hey u don ve 2 go n fight in da battle field n die 4 da country.only thing needed is 2 study n get a proper job n dan do it accordingly which isn't against da rule..if u do dat dan dats more dan enough 4 u 2 serve 4 ur country n any1.tkcre......c ya

Also:
"One....Last.. breath........live ur life...no regrets 2morrow....... .......... ......... ...."

Keep in mind this is made way worse because their facebook names are almost always a combination of their first name and the words "Bieber," "Jonas," "Vampire," or "Pink."

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04-02-2011 , 01:20 AM

#199

suzzer99

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So is Bhutan really the happiest country?

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04-02-2011 , 01:25 AM

#200

nuisance

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Originally Posted by pongo

but i am just an obnoxious belly-picture posting pregnant girl now.

Not to be a dick but no one wants to see a picture of your or any womans pregnant belly. Except maybe your BF/Husband and even thats not always the case. Unless they're not around for some reason (in the military...etc).

It's not as cute as you or your mother thinks.

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