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07-12-2013 , 10:48 PM

#17476

CanadaLand

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 307

I'd unfriend that person and kill that toe with fire.

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07-13-2013 , 01:39 AM

#17477

crow1713

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 910

that cake is simultaneously the worst thing I've ever seen and the best thing I've ever seen.

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07-13-2013 , 02:17 AM

#17478

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

That cake is all kinda of awesome. The fact that they use loose, chopped strawberries as the random blood and goo that comes with a birth is just brilliant

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07-13-2013 , 02:22 AM

#17479

Halstad

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 7,563

I believe the toe just had ingrown nails removed on both sides. The nail is very narrow and still looks like it has the alcohol on the toe. I've had it done 10+ times, never both sides of the nail though.

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07-13-2013 , 06:04 AM

#17480

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

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07-13-2013 , 06:32 AM

#17481

Abysmal

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,086

There's a good chance he's going to need to explain "rectal"

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07-13-2013 , 05:49 PM

#17482

mesmerized

help me decide

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 946

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Originally Posted by Halstad

Ignored 10+x

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07-13-2013 , 09:50 PM

#17483

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Friend shared these along with an image of a Dr. and a fetus......zzzzzzz

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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together. So th e doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor
thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.' The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives! "Love says I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself..

"SHARE" & Save Inocent Life

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Diary Of A Baby :

15th June – ” I Got Attached With Ovary ”
17th June – ” I am a tissue Now ”
30th June – “Mumma said To Dad , U are Going to Be a Father
They Both Are Very Happy ”
15th July – ” My Food is What My Mom Eats ”
15th Sept – ” I Can Feel My Heart beat ”
14th Oct – ” I Have Little Hands,Legs Head & Stomach ”
13th Nov – ” Today I Was In a UltraScan ”
WOW…! I am A Girl….!
29th Nov – ” I was DEAD…”
MY MOM & DAD KILLED ME
Why ..!
Is It Just Becoz I was a Girl…
PEOPLE LOVE TO HAVE A MOTHER, WIFE & OF-COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO
BUT WHY NOT A DAUGHTER ..???

"EVERY ONE MUST SHARE THIS" —

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07-13-2013 , 10:05 PM

#17484

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I've seen this posted about 10 times, never gets old.

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07-13-2013 , 10:09 PM

#17485

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

Can't wait for FB to blow up with the Zimmerman verdict being announced. It should be entertaining for the next few days.

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07-13-2013 , 11:00 PM

#17486

Randal_Graves

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 10,183

Ill kick it off.

Just saw this:

"Still not guilty?"

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07-13-2013 , 11:07 PM

#17487

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

I've seen this posted about 10 times, never gets old.

Agreed! Racism is soooooo fun!!!

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07-14-2013 , 12:09 AM

#17488

DrewOnTilt

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,748

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

Can't wait for FB to blow up with the Zimmerman verdict being announced. It should be entertaining for the next few days.

It's already blowing up. I want to log out for a few days but it's like rubbernecking a horrible car wreck.

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07-14-2013 , 12:09 AM

#17489

DrewOnTilt

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,748

OHES NOES THEY IS GUNNA START CHARGING FOR TEH FACEBOOK!

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FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO... IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. iF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU

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07-14-2013 , 01:54 AM

#17490

TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,605

One of the kids from Glee died. Here is his last tweet. Didn't know where else to post this. Maybe you lot can SHARE FOR RESPECT

Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) tweeted at 1:25 PM on Fri, Jul 12, 2013:
oh. IT'S A SHARK TORNADO.
(https://twitter.com/CoryMonteith/sta...85047699243008)

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07-14-2013 , 02:24 AM

#17491

Phatsac

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 463

a big lol at those crying racism over the pilot name hoax.

the pussification of america, sigh.

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07-14-2013 , 02:35 AM

#17492

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

Facebook done blowed up over Zimmerman verdict.

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07-14-2013 , 03:21 AM

#17493

wackybrak

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,485

seeing all sorts of zimmerman-related posts. none too cringeworthy tho

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07-14-2013 , 03:46 AM

#17494

Quadstriker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 15,333

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Originally Posted by wackybrak

seeing all sorts of zimmerman-related posts. none too cringeworthy tho

"Florida must be punished" is the most bizarre that I've seen.

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07-14-2013 , 03:48 AM

#17495

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

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Originally Posted by Quadstriker

"Florida must be punished" is the most bizarre that I've seen.

Put them in time out.

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07-14-2013 , 04:59 AM

#17496

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

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Originally Posted by Phatsac

a big lol at those crying racism over the pilot name hoax.

the pussification of america, sigh.

Uhhhh. It's pretty racist. Funny, but racist.

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07-14-2013 , 06:42 AM

#17497

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Uhhhh. It's pretty racist. Funny, but racist.

He seems perturbed. I bet at one time or another someone has put urine in that man's soft drink.

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07-14-2013 , 06:57 AM

#17498

kep

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,720

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I had decided a few weeks ago that there was no point in me posting anything that was political or negative, since I don't have time to debate, or argue with folks constantly. Many of them mean well, some of them just like to see themselves talk and I don't need to indulge them either way. However, tonight, I am just absolutely stunned and disgusted by the 'justice system' in the United States of America...

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07-14-2013 , 07:35 AM

#17499

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Lolz who does this guy think he is:

"I am taking time to digest everything and will post my thoughts on the George Zimmerman verdict in due time"

CAN'T WAIT