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06-24-2013 , 07:48 AM

#17176

His Boy Elroy

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I'm with Tyler on this one, mostly

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06-24-2013 , 10:48 AM

#17177

Alobar

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everything on facebook is stupid if the criteria is "who gives a ****?"

Whether something goes in this thread or not is simple, does it pass the Tyler Durden test?

When you are reading a post and thinking "wtf, that was stupid." Then immediately scan to the left to see if it was Tyler Durden who posted it

If reading the status makes you do that, it doesnt belong in this thread. I mean I know hes just trolling at this point, but he does it so expertly it still invoked that response.

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06-24-2013 , 10:52 AM

#17178

PocketChads

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Durden, do you post anything on Facebook?

What is an ok post in your eyes from someone else? Something that mentions you by name?

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06-24-2013 , 11:00 AM

#17179

splashpot

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For some reason I get really annoyed whenever someone uses the word "jelly" in place of "jealous".

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06-24-2013 , 11:07 AM

#17180

PocketChads

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U jelly of your lawn mower's flying capabilities, bro?

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06-24-2013 , 11:27 AM

#17181

Snoop Todd

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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else"-Einstien #out-hustle

That's actually from a friend of mine, but she's obviously no Einstein.

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06-25-2013 , 03:39 PM

#17182

Banned4lyfe

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Oh these honky white people.

Number one complaint?

Spoiler:

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06-25-2013 , 03:45 PM

#17183

Brocktoon

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I'm pretty sure he said, "How black is that?", not "How great is that?" Which is funny because the correct quote would be more effective.

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06-25-2013 , 03:49 PM

#17184

dlk9s

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

From a woman that went to college with me:

"Crying as I write a thank you card with a gift to ________'s daycare provider...how can you POSSIBLY thank someone enough for taking such amazing care of your child the past year."

I thank my child's daycare provider by cutting a check to them every month.

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06-25-2013 , 03:53 PM

#17185

Banned4lyfe

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Originally Posted by Brocktoon

I'm pretty sure he said, "How black is that?", not "How great is that?" Which is funny because the correct quote would be more effective.

Hah, looked for the clip and he actually says both".....I kill all the white people in the movie, how great is that?...and how black is that?"

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06-26-2013 , 01:21 AM

#17186

Jzo19

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Last edited by Jzo19; 06-26-2013 at 01:28 AM.

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06-26-2013 , 01:31 AM

#17187

moo buckets

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and that bird's name was....

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06-26-2013 , 01:58 AM

#17188

Tyler Durden

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From a woman that graduated law school with me:

"It's hard after an exhausting day in court where you gave your all to still come home and wonder if you did enough..."

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06-26-2013 , 03:48 AM

#17189

Halstad

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Originally Posted by splashpot

For some reason I get really annoyed whenever someone uses the word "jelly" in place of "jealous".

cray instead of crazy?

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06-26-2013 , 09:11 AM

#17190

steve1238

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

From a woman that graduated law school with me:

"It's hard after an exhausting day in court where you gave your all to still come home and wonder if you did enough..."

Started to wonder what is ridiculous about this, then applied the Durden test and it all makes sense now.

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06-26-2013 , 09:38 AM

#17191

buffett

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I can't decide if I should just hide this guy, or completely un-friend him:

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06-26-2013 , 09:58 AM

#17192

skillgambler

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Originally Posted by dlk9s

I thank my child's daycare provider by cutting a check to them every month.

how much do you tip your daycare provider?

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06-26-2013 , 11:05 AM

#17193

Banned4lyfe

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Originally Posted by buffett

I can't decide if I should just hide this guy, or completely un-friend him:

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06-26-2013 , 11:53 AM

#17194

Alobar

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^

that made me spit my food out, lol

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06-26-2013 , 11:54 AM

#17195

Brocktoon

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Originally Posted by steve1238

Started to wonder what is ridiculous about this, then applied the Durden test and it all makes sense now.

Nah, that's a pretty narcissistic humble brag right there.

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06-26-2013 , 01:44 PM

#17196

moo buckets

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Re: Durden Test.

You can look at the names first, see TD, continue scrolling.

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06-26-2013 , 01:53 PM

#17197

GooseHinson

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

Perfect

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06-26-2013 , 01:56 PM

#17198

ObezyankaNol

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wtf

Spoiler:

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06-26-2013 , 02:20 PM

#17199

buffett

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

Ha. Nice! I failed at uploading that thing. On Sunday this guy made a status update that said: "4." Some questions and jokes from his friends, but no answer from him. Then Monday his status was "3." Then Tuesday was "2." Finally today he made it "1." and let everyone know that they had just witnessed a huge countdown to his trip to Scotland.

I think I would not be nearly as disgusted if he had instead used the four statuses: "Please", "look", "at," and then "me."

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06-26-2013 , 05:33 PM

#17200

Tyler Durden

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Friend of a friend:

"________ and I are headed back to _________! So happy that I got to see so many friends and family and attend my besties baby shower too!!! Super productive trip! But I miss my man like crazy! It's time to go home!"

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