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"thank YOU my BEAUTIFUL wife for coming and visiting me at work and enjoying lunch on our 1 month anniversary...you deserved to be treated to lunch for ALL you do for US and after dealing with the social security office...I LOVE YOU!!! "

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05-17-2013 , 10:33 PM

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Redsaddict

adept

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 822

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05-17-2013 , 11:33 PM

#16503

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

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Originally Posted by YoungPadawan

Wife:

Husband:

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05-17-2013 , 11:36 PM

#16504

bsheck

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,523

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

What a waste of money, we don't even know who the soldier is.

Just got this on my facebook feed.

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05-18-2013 , 12:03 AM

#16505

YoungPadawan

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 576

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Originally Posted by goofball

Not sure if serious. Perhaps the volume and build up to wedding is necessary to understand. I usually just talk to my wife instead of post things on her Facebook. 1 month tho so I guess

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05-18-2013 , 12:08 AM

#16506

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

The last one is a terrorist secret Muslim?

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05-18-2013 , 12:56 AM

#16507

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

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Originally Posted by YoungPadawan

Not sure if serious. Perhaps the volume and build up to wedding is necessary to understand. I usually just talk to my wife instead of post things on her Facebook. 1 month tho so I guess

Actually just noticed it's a monthiversary, so that's a bit much. And they're a little over the top. I dunno, they just don't live up to things like LOL OBAMA NEEDED AN UMBRELLA and WHAT ABOUT PET-MOMS ON MOTHER'S DAY

I post things on facebook to my wife on her birthday or mother's day or valentines day. And I tell her romantic things on those days!

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05-18-2013 , 05:23 AM

#16508

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

After I was all packed it literally took me an hour to find my keys.... #blondegirlissues #keys in ignition #2.5hr drive #drill #airforce#stressed #hatefunerals #hatesgoodbyes #dog hatesgoodbyes #missy,did youeatmykeys?#cardidntwanttostart #serviceduesoon #pray for traveling mercies #herbalife #prepfit #fitgirlproblems #workinfortheweekend #nosleep #facehurtsfromcrying #kindawannacrymore #notearsleft #hashventing #jammin' #keepondreamin #evenifitbreaksyourheart

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05-18-2013 , 06:38 AM

#16509

pocketeights

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 187

If you to have to work to pick out the content of the status from the hashtags, you have too many hashtags.

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05-18-2013 , 10:26 AM

#16510

cbeaks

adept

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,188

- Einstein

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05-18-2013 , 10:30 AM

#16511

bbones31

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,535

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Originally Posted by pocketeights

If you have a hashtag, you have too many hashtags.

FYP

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05-18-2013 , 11:05 AM

#16512

TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,605

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Originally Posted by Mayo

Life's tough when you're a fit girl.

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05-18-2013 , 11:29 AM

#16513

steve1238

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,631

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Originally Posted by bsheck

Just got this on my facebook feed.

1 like = 1 outrage

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05-18-2013 , 02:12 PM

#16514

YouR_DooM

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,829

I don't get it...

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05-19-2013 , 10:28 AM

#16515

thethethe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,510

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Originally Posted by YouR_DooM

I don't get it...

This is also the general consensus in the Facebook comments for this:

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05-19-2013 , 11:14 AM

#16516

ObezyankaNol

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,115

Is this the latest fashion trend? I am seeing these pointed studs everywhere.

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05-19-2013 , 11:17 AM

#16517

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

I support that fashion trend.

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05-19-2013 , 02:41 PM

#16518

Randal_Graves

Carpal \'Tunnel

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I would cut my hands up grabbing those things

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05-19-2013 , 09:12 PM

#16519

AUGUY55

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,554

Girl with the status "I need this!"

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05-19-2013 , 09:20 PM

#16520

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

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Originally Posted by thethethe

This is also the general consensus in the Facebook comments for this:

guess im dumb too, cuz I dont get it

edit: googled the answer...im glad I didnt get it, cuz its ****ing ******ed.

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05-19-2013 , 09:28 PM

#16521

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

I got it but it's definitely not worth thinking about if you don't. The use of "also" makes no sense.

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05-19-2013 , 09:33 PM

#16522

zgall1

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 455

It's supposed to be yet. Still so dumb.

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05-19-2013 , 09:46 PM

#16523

grando1.0

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holy **** the grammar in that block is horrendous

I'm on monkey tilt after googling it

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05-19-2013 , 09:59 PM

#16524

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by zgall1

It's supposed to be yet. Still so dumb.

"Nancy is 4 years old, her brother George is also 3 years old." The "also" doesn't bother you there?

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05-19-2013 , 10:36 PM

#16525

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

Girl with the status "I need this!"

I'm totally dropping $30 on this for my wife.

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