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04-02-2013 , 09:55 PM
if there are quotes or capitals or CAPS LOCK or differently coloured words in a facebook post it has like a 99.9999% chance of being terrible

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04-02-2013 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ninetynine99
"I'm sure she would've been, if it hadn't been for the complications. Someday in heaven I'll see how beautiful you would have been, Tiffany."
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04-02-2013 , 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by buddyholly
Maybe I'm taking some sort of weird bait here, but it obviously only happens when the 1st is a Friday.
Oh yeah, I missed the Friday part somehow.
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04-02-2013 , 11:35 PM
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04-02-2013 , 11:47 PM
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"THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES" (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Click Share Button To share it on your Wall.

It seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.


THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...
FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid
or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged
because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or
with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask
them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can't believe it is so cold out here, we're in for a bad winter. Now
that you've seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up,
you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a
particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it
is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and
make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ....
I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go "hmm I must remember that" After reading, forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back
tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like
crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. This has
saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or
parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the
passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you! u are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the
passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling
them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and
the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest
your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are
horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times;
And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a
good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better safe than sorry.

‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
SHARE IT WITH ALL UR FRIENDS.
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04-03-2013 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BigPoppa
Once in 823 years? JFC. Do these people not know how to google previous years' calendars?


Had one month like that in 2011 and two in 2010. Last time it was March was 2002.
They know. They just know that none of the braindead sheep will fact-check. They want to get a million likes and shares or whatever. It's a game. How many braindead sheeple can you get to send your worthless message across the internet? I don't get the mentality but whatever.
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04-03-2013 , 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BigPoppa
Once in 823 years? JFC. Do these people not know how to google previous years' calendars?


Had one month like that in 2011 and two in 2010. Last time it was March was 2002.
lol. googling that to verify that it's not true because you're skeptical is probably dumber than believing it in the first place.
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04-03-2013 , 12:35 AM
Women: regard every man you see as a rapist and never fall into the trap of showing sympathy or other positive emotions. That quadruple amputee in the wheelchair? Spit in his face and run. He was going to rape you.
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04-03-2013 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
raPE stoRy
the only thing missing is

"By the time you are, done reading THIS............... 3 more women will be RAPED"
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04-03-2013 , 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
They know. They just know that none of the braindead sheep will fact-check. They want to get a million likes and shares or whatever. It's a game. How many braindead sheeple can you get to send your worthless message across the internet? I don't get the mentality but whatever.
They do it to make money
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04-03-2013 , 12:42 AM
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
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04-03-2013 , 01:04 AM
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04-03-2013 , 01:27 AM
More helpful tips women can follow to avoid being raped:

- Have consensual sex throughout all hours of the day. It is difficult for a rapist to make his entrance when another man is already inside you.

- When strange men are within earshot, loudly fake a conversation on your cell phone demonstrating your undesirability as a target. For example: "Oh Molly, don't even get me started on the looseness of my vagina! It's like having sex with an empty Pringles can! You're right, Molly, I don't think a man ever could attain sexual gratification from it."

- Become incredibly obese.
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04-03-2013 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by blankoblanco
More helpful tips women can follow to avoid being raped:

- Have consensual sex throughout all hours of the day. It is difficult for a rapist to make his entrance when another man is already inside you.

- When strange men are within earshot, loudly fake a conversation on your cell phone demonstrating your undesirability as a target. For example: "Oh Molly, don't even get me started on the looseness of my vagina! It's like having sex with an empty Pringles can! You're right, Molly, I don't think a man ever could attain sexual gratification from it."

- Become incredibly obese.
Spoiler:
And those helpful tips were by Einstein.
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04-03-2013 , 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ninetynine99
My aunt posted this and has a son and a daughter.
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04-03-2013 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
My aunt posted this and has an ugly son and a daughter.
Fyp
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04-03-2013 , 02:47 AM
Could someone do me a favor and make a good troll Facebook image for this bible passage

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34 the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. 35 If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35
Like maybe a nice picture of Jesus with a pretty font?
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04-03-2013 , 02:57 AM
make sure you bold 'silent' 'submission' and 'shameful'
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04-03-2013 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by wackybrak
Could someone do me a favor and make a good troll Facebook image for this bible passage



Like maybe a nice picture of Jesus with a pretty font?
Would be good with a Stan picture from American dad.
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04-03-2013 , 03:48 AM
Didn't find this on FB, but reminded me of something in this thread and made me legit LOL



Spoiler:
-Einstien
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04-03-2013 , 05:59 AM
Real talk.
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04-03-2013 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by wackybrak
Could someone do me a favor and make a good troll Facebook image for this bible passage



Like maybe a nice picture of Jesus with a pretty font?
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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish
make sure you bold 'silent' 'submission' and 'shameful'
Done and done.



http://i47.tinypic.com/2lbnaci.png
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04-03-2013 , 11:20 AM
ahahahha nice...

someone post it and tell us the result. I would do it, but here people don't care about religious posts

Not worth it to bait the two americans in my friend list...
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04-03-2013 , 11:28 AM
haha, very nice. Yes, please share results when that gets posted!!
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04-03-2013 , 11:48 AM
great job, although i do wish some words were randomly capitalized.
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