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04-01-2013 , 02:33 PM

#15151

El_Timon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 7,079

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

He* sounds infertile.

This. Not my friend so I can't confirm.

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04-01-2013 , 03:16 PM

#15152

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

I sure hope thats not Einstein, im gunna be really disappointed

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04-01-2013 , 03:37 PM

#15153

ObezyankaNol

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,115

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04-01-2013 , 03:39 PM

#15154

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

It's okay... just kidding.

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04-01-2013 , 03:41 PM

#15155

Ray Horton

banned

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,879

I don't care

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04-01-2013 , 03:44 PM

#15156

ObezyankaNol

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,115

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Horton

I don't care

You're so emo.

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04-01-2013 , 04:07 PM

#15157

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deanglow

yes let's back to our roots

looooooooooool

indeed, indeed

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04-01-2013 , 04:35 PM

#15158

Jack Bando

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,587

Um, they caught the guys. So I guess we can let this rest?

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04-01-2013 , 04:48 PM

#15159

AUGUY55

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,554

"Me in my new bikini for spring break! I look so hot!"

Spoiler:

Last edited by AUGUY55; 04-01-2013 at 04:50 PM. Reason: is it april 2nd yet?

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04-01-2013 , 05:30 PM

#15160

Paul Openfold

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,302

Facebook gold wtf is that ****

THEY SAID THEY NEVER GON CHARGE

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04-01-2013 , 08:54 PM

#15161

Quinnner

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Boot

Antonio Santiago doesn't sound very white to me

Spain tho

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04-01-2013 , 09:16 PM

#15162

timeforheroes

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,899

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObezyankaNol

As a rape victim I agree with this completely.

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04-01-2013 , 09:23 PM

#15163

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Boot

Antonio Santiago doesn't sound very white to me

Neither was the guy who shot Treyvon so it all equals out.

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04-01-2013 , 10:54 PM

#15164

ChipsAhoya

2011 $10k Stud8 Champion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,890

Seems low:

Quote:

Researchers have found that over 25 percent of women consistently lie on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter to create a fake image that they are living an exciting and happy life. And they lie about their relationship status, too!

http://www.valuewalk.com/2013/03/on-...t-life-survey/

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04-01-2013 , 11:07 PM

#15165

mutigers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 37,175

lol prob higher on 2+2

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04-01-2013 , 11:08 PM

#15166

mutigers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 37,175

*****Attention all good people out there*****
Were gonna save the world! One person at a time. Be patient, but be diligent in this task. But know the first person to "save" is yourself. Know you have a purpose and potential greater than you know. And once you find yourself, don't be selfish! Help others find their path as well!
*****Attention bad people out there******
Prepare for change! Were bringing a wave of it!

***********ROLL TIDE***********

was pretty standard facebook message until they posted "roll tide" at the end and it has nothing to do with alabama

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04-02-2013 , 12:30 AM

#15167

trob888

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,403

yall don't even know he was a virgin until he was 28 and now, roll tide

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04-02-2013 , 01:34 AM

#15168

Yeti

Abominable

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,208

Quote:

few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted .................................to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand.= **** myself

obviously reposted and on my newsfeed

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04-02-2013 , 01:39 AM

#15169

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

hope you werent 2 late

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04-02-2013 , 01:58 AM

#15170

tyler_cracker

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Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

i like the dramatic pause at this critical moment in the story:

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Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted .................................to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs

Last edited by tyler_cracker; 04-02-2013 at 01:59 AM. Reason: ***********ROLL TIDE***********

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04-02-2013 , 02:16 AM

#15171

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

hope you............. werent 2 late

Fyp

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04-02-2013 , 02:16 AM

#15172

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

thanks for quoting that part, didnt notice it.

Now the story is a lot more frightening.

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04-02-2013 , 02:59 AM

#15173

ChipsAhoya

2011 $10k Stud8 Champion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,890

Quote:

hope you............. werent 2 late
***********ROLL TIDE***********

-Einstein

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04-02-2013 , 07:32 AM

#15174

thethethe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,510

Quote:

few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted .................................to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was Einstein. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand.= **** myself

too easy
(I do hope you reposted thought, sounds pretty serious)