30? She'll never get married and will be living in a house full of cats within 8 years.

surely that's, like, an evanescence song or something?

lol

jodokast - quit tarding up this thread with things no one gives a **** about.

One day some girl in my fb list posted some stupid chainletter type of status.

I simply just gave her the link to this topic. No posts under that status were made after that lol.

chuckled at all of these, don't see anything wrong with them
you people are way too nitty

He ate ****. Then felt it socially acceptable to joke about.

Yeah I posted those two more because I thought people would enjoy them. I know that goes against the OP, but who cares?

It's almost like this is a thread for people to post statuses they find to be idiotic, narcissistic, or annoying.

In honour of Father's Day, I'm trying to see how many of you are willing to change your profile picture to a picture of your dad and keep it there till June 19. I have and so have several others. If you will and like this idea, please repost this as your status so everyone gets the word and see how many fathers show up on FB, even the ones looking down on us! xxxxx

did anyone leave comment on that, I bet they are almost as awesome

No one can comment on his Facebook, if people comment he deletes it. He posted an equally narcissistic update a while back, to inform us all that he had deleted ALL of his previous statuses and no longer wanted people to comment on statuses he posted. Also he deletes every status he posts within 12 hours of posting it. On top of that, other people are banned from posting on his wall

e: here is a pic of his facebook, see how he only appears to have 1 status update.

^ hahaha, I think I actually like that guy

speaking of people leaving messages on your wall. Some dude I have no idea who it is, but some people don't look smart, u know what I'm saying? He fits this bill. I have a really common last name, nearly the equivalent to Smith. I live in Canada. This dude puts on my wall, "yo Smith u no Elsie Smith from Edmonton?" I remove it quickly because I know what is coming...he's about to get ridiculed out the ass by my friends. And leave it at that.

Edmonton for the record is 2000+ miles away, and I don't "no" Elsie.

Forget about it, and today he sends me a private message. "YO WUTZ UP WHAT IM NOT GOD ENOUGH TO RITE ON UR WALL?????"

I don't even know how to respond.

HELL YEA YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO RITE ON MY WALL, THAT WAS JUST A MISCLICK HOMIE

yw

I hope this guy doesn't run for president.

that's actually a good line to take and think I'll use it. I was struggling to not be a complete ass. I doubt he'll mind the caps, or the common speak. Here is the profile pic that came with the message.

bwhahahaha

I just dont know why people hold up their alcoholic beverages to the camera. Dont get me wrong Ive done it myself but after thinking long and hard I dont know why I did it. I think its maybe like saying "Cheers!" to whoever will eventually view the photo.

Ethnic people are usually more attractive than that.

Surprised this didn't get posted ITT:



Here's another similar one:

vancouver is the new alabama?

Suzzer posted it on the last page, still good though.

You are wrong. There are an enormous number of people who use very simple, easily guessable, and ******ed passwords. It is pretty convenient how it always works on the show though. They should do an episode one time where they try different stuff for an hour, then move on to an alternative way of getting access.

my friends password to everything was her first and last name.